Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
Massive bump I know - but Top Gear's back! New series tonight on BBC2 - somehow or other I've only just heard about that now; it's probably really old news, ha ha!

Will they be travelling or just on the couch talking. The challenges are hilarious and amazing. The indoors is a bit boring.
 
Will they be travelling or just on the couch talking. The challenges are hilarious and amazing. The indoors is a bit boring.

I hope they're mainly travelling - while I don't think the indoors is boring, the series excels when they do crazy things around the world - and tonight I'm pretty sure they're in New Zealand. :D :yes
 
Missed the episode, and really looking forward to it. Has got lots of amazing reviews. Still not on iplayer yet.
 

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