The Planetcricket Arms - the friendly drinking thread (TFFSL welcome)

[iloveireland]

You guys are shooting out more crap than we are, some of the posts ILI have done are nothing short of absolutely shocking.

Anything bagging that inferior forum is not shocking.

 

[tassietiger]

The influx of TFFSL members has definitely increased the concentration of crap at PC--which I guess justifies the temporary renaming to Planet Toilet.

I'm willing to cop a large portion of the blame for that. At least I've enjoyed myself.

 

[TFLUA-Tiger]

You'll notice the re-naming of PC to Planet Toilet is extremely suitable due to the influx of TFFSL Posters as none of you (except TT and hooper) can handle banter, and I'm sure I've seen a couple of your posters rinsing out their dacks after a particularly frightening post by Amos or Fender.

It's okay boys, now you've changed your name to planet toilet there'll be no dark spots in the trousers any longer.

 

[tassietiger]

It's okay boys, now you've changed your name to planet toilet there'll be no dark spots in the trousers any longer.

Beg to differ. When one is really squishy and there's a toilet nearby you don't try as hard to hold it in, as you're confident you can make it. Unfortunately by the time you get there you've already dumped a little on your undies. No amount of toilet paper cleans those stains, you just have to discretely sneak the undies into the washing without anyone knowing that they're yours.

You'll notice the re-naming of PC to Planet Toilet is extremely suitable due to the influx of TFFSL Posters as none of you (except TT and hooper) can handle banter, and I'm sure I've seen a couple of your posters rinsing out their dacks after a particularly frightening post by Amos or Fender.

I beg to differ again. I only joined the big, massive thread which is actually only supposed to be the fixtures (how did it get so big?) and saw a couple of sledges and assessments made by your team that our team couldn't sledge. I then thought that if anyone was to be making a fool of themselves, it should be me.

Unfortunately, ever since I've posted several lengthy and idiotic rants about really unimportant topics, I've only received one bit of sledging. The most worrying thing about your team's feeble attempts at banter is that this sledge came from Hooper, someone from our team, who gave me a negative rep and called me a crackhead. So you've actually done nothing. Except for, of course, that big trap that Metallica_ACDC lured me into when he caught me out as a Grammar Nazi. Ah, that was a killer. So I've sensed one team rinsing their dacks, as you say, but I can't say that it's been us. Planet Cricket have just kept plugging away with our attempts to come up with something that TFSFSFLSS stands for. (which possibly should be given a rest as it they're definitely running low on ideas)

 

[Panda]

For christs sake, when do the games start?

 

[sohum]

You guys are shooting out more crap than we are, some of the posts ILI have done are nothing short of absolutely shocking.

Impossible. You have at least 10 members spouting garbage on a regular basis and we have potentially one. It is definitely you lot who is increasing the concentration of feces on Planet Toilet.

For christs sake, when do the games start?

Doesn't matter. I mean we are wiping the floor with you guys for the games, but at least the banter has some chance of being competitive. Although you are also getting destroyed in that area, at the moment.

 

[h123786]

Exactly we're gonna screw all u guys
1.Mettalica_ACDC-u can bring along Green Day or system of a down we're kicking ur ass
2.Blake-Sharing A name shared with US tennis player James Blake may just help u with bowling options if ur other bowlers get whacked,u can let james blake have a serve at us but we still kicking ass
3.Panda-No matter when the series starts but yeah one thing whenever it starts ohh yeah u can bring along a panda or Santa whoever u want BUT STILL PC KICKS ASS
4.TFFLUa bla bla Tiger-Tigers are already in extinction after we win ur gonna join ur fellowtigers in the grave
Now crank That

 

[TFLUA-Tiger]

Exactly we're gonna screw all u guys
1.Mettalica_ACDC-u can bring along Green Day or system of a down we're kicking ur ass
2.Blake-Sharing A name shared with US tennis player James Blake may just help u with bowling options if ur other bowlers get whacked,u can let james blake have a serve at us but we still kicking ass
3.Panda-No matter when the series starts but yeah one thing whenever it starts ohh yeah u can bring along a panda or Santa whoever u want BUT STILL PC KICKS ASS
4.TFFLUa bla bla Tiger-Tigers are already in extinction after we win ur gonna join ur fellowtigers in the grave
Now crank That

Sorry but that's some of the worst grammar and/or banter/sledging I've ever seen.

I just have to wonder if you are dyslexic, which means you are have extreme difficulty reading and writing, so when you type your username originally you ran your hand across the keyboard and thought it spelt something legibile. Am I correct?

And as to the extremely poor attempt of an insult towards me, Tasmanian Tigers are extinct, common Tigers are not. Does it say anywhere that I'm a Tasmanian Tiger? In fact I'm a Tasmanian Football League Umpires Association Tiger. I will live up to my name by penalising those I adjudicate, and pouncing in such a way they are rendered useless.

So while you spend hours pondering what this message means, I'll still be chuckling at your incompetence in front of a keyboard.

Oh and TT, you know how you said TF are like Tommy Emmanuel as we don't put the effort in, but PC is Jimi Hendrix as you do, is H dragging down your reputation with such a lack of effort?

 

[Panda]

Doesn't matter. I mean we are wiping the floor with you guys for the games, but at least the banter has some chance of being competitive. Although you are also getting destroyed in that area, at the moment.

'Wiping the floor with us' when it comes to banter?

I give you Evidence A:

Exactly we're gonna screw all u guys
1.Mettalica_ACDC-u can bring along Green Day or system of a down we're kicking ur ass
2.Blake-Sharing A name shared with US tennis player James Blake may just help u with bowling options if ur other bowlers get whacked,u can let james blake have a serve at us but we still kicking ass
3.Panda-No matter when the series starts but yeah one thing whenever it starts ohh yeah u can bring along a panda or Santa whoever u want BUT STILL PC KICKS ASS
4.TFFLUa bla bla Tiger-Tigers are already in extinction after we win ur gonna join ur fellowtigers in the grave
Now crank That

Is he, or is he not on your team?

I rest my case. You're banter is tripe.

 

[sohum]

'Wiping the floor with us' when it comes to banter?

I give you Evidence A:



Is he, or is he not on your team?

I rest my case. You're banter is tripe.

You're going to draw a conclusion based on a sample size of 1? You're more shortsighted than I thought! Next thing you know, you will think you are Bradman when you score your first century. Luckily for you it won't be on this tour so we'll miss the opportunity of making fun of it.

Sorry but that's some of the worst grammar and/or banter/sledging I've ever seen.

I just have to wonder if you are dyslexic, which means you are have extreme difficulty reading and writing, so when you type your username originally you ran your hand across the keyboard and thought it spelt something legibile. Am I correct?

Ooh that's tough. Bag the guy's English when it's probably not his first, second or even third language. :

 

[Insomniac]

You're going to draw a conclusion based on a sample size of 1? You're more shortsighted than I thought! Next thing you know, you will think you are Bradman when you score your first century. Luckily for you it won't be on this tour so we'll miss the opportunity of making fun of it.


Ooh that's tough. Bag the guy's English when it's probably not his first, second or even third language. :

Or 4th language

 

[Metallica_ACDC]

Exactly we're gonna screw all u guys
1.Mettalica_ACDC-u can bring along Green Day or system of a down we're kicking ur ass
2.Blake-Sharing A name shared with US tennis player James Blake may just help u with bowling options if ur other bowlers get whacked,u can let james blake have a serve at us but we still kicking ass
3.Panda-No matter when the series starts but yeah one thing whenever it starts ohh yeah u can bring along a panda or Santa whoever u want BUT STILL PC KICKS ASS
4.TFFLUa bla bla Tiger-Tigers are already in extinction after we win ur gonna join ur fellowtigers in the grave
Now crank That

Green Day? System of a down? Lol? Why the hell would I bring them along?

 

[TFLUA-Tiger]

You're going to draw a conclusion based on a sample size of 1? You're more shortsighted than I thought! Next thing you know, you will think you are Bradman when you score your first century. Luckily for you it won't be on this tour so we'll miss the opportunity of making fun of it.


Ooh that's tough. Bag the guy's English when it's probably not his first, second or even third language. :

Ah.. but you were the guys trying to pick us up on poor grammar usage.. but you defend the atrocious use of it by your user?

 

[iloveireland]

Ah.. but you were the guys trying to pick us up on poor grammar usage.. but you defend the atrocious use of it by your user?

Why do peeps on either site care about grammar. As long as peeps know what it means, who cares.

 

[tassietiger]

Sorry but that's some of the worst grammar and/or banter/sledging I've ever seen.

Was the and/or necessary? Either it was both, one of them, or as I suspect, none. Maybe you're worried that we'll point out worse grammar or worse banter/sledging and you want to have the option to revert to it just being one of the two.

Oh and TT, you know how you said TF are like Tommy Emmanuel as we don't put the effort in, but PC is Jimi Hendrix as you do, is H dragging down your reputation with such a lack of effort?

h123786 might not be trying, but he's killing you. Tasmanian Tigers are extinct. You'd be an absolute goose if you had one of them in your username, you're just setting yourself up to be sledged.