You know how KP talked about "a nice little feeling" about his new role as opener?
He was thinking "mmm, hundreds".
But I was thinking "pfft, hundreds off 120 balls, not good enough KP, team totals of 280 are not going to win you this World Cup, not with your attack".
As for today's match...the curse of the left arm spinner...KP flunks the test again...with a strike rate of 84...hmmm...