2nd Test: England v Australia at Lord's

[evertonfan]

Wouldn't Fosters or VB be more appropriate? Windies series was earlier this summer.

I wouldn't want to tempt fate by drinking some of those crim beverages tbh.

My God somebody get Johnson out so I can watch the game with a reasonable amount of comfort.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Mitchell Johnson looks like he should be in Saved by the Bell, Colin.

And am sexy. You obviously haven't looked in the User Pictures Thread today.

 

[barmyarmy]

Am snorting coke :o

There are much better ways of dealing with nerves you know.

 

[aussie1st]

On ya Johnson, get yourself another 100. 37 more runs this session and 100 the next and we are sorted

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Watch the cricket, Colin. Stick to what you know.

 

[evertonfan]

I don't care how much Siddle would smash me, he's an ugly ginge. I'd just make sure to fight him in a sunlit area so he crumbles into a sunburned heap on the ground.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Freddie can't possibly go one much longer, he needs the five fer now. 2 dots to Siddle...4 more balls.

 

[Jakester1288]

If we win this, does it make Johnson undroppable for the third Test?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Stupid fielder. Let it go for four so Siddle can keep strike!

 

[barmyarmy]

You mean like Monty was undroppable for this test?

 

[evertonfan]

Oh FFS i'm getting worried again. Somebody get Johnson out or this is Edgbaston all over again.

 

[aussie1st]

If we win this, does it make Johnson undroppable for the third Test?

He can replace one of our so called batters.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

That's better, Colin lad. Dry cricket humour. You're good at that.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Smart stuff from Freddie. Bowls a no-ball so he can get another shot at Siddle...

 

[Deleted member 13648]

Bowling Freddie!