5th Test: England vs Australia at the Brit Oval

I'm scared. I actually wish we'd lost the toss and fielded first. We can lose the game with a bad 1st session with the bat but you can always recover if you start poorly with the ball. Very nervous seeing Bell at 3 and Collingwood at 4. We're completely reliant on Strauss once more.
 
Haha, this is Australia's biggest queer.

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Daisy is alright, don't bag him.
 
From cricinfo commentary

No frontline spinner for Australia. I can confirm Warne is absolutely spitting nails. Someone tie him down; he's in a suit, but I'm not discounting him from stealing Siddle's slacks and making an appearance.

I'm guessing Warne wanted us to pick Hauritz.
 
I'm scared. I actually wish we'd lost the toss and fielded first. We can lose the game with a bad 1st session with the bat but you can always recover if you start poorly with the ball. Very nervous seeing Bell at 3 and Collingwood at 4. We're completely reliant on Strauss once more.
Strauss - Only batsman in top six who can actually bat.
Cook - Is so overrated its not funny.
Bell - Haha, number 3? Worse then Bopara at 3 lol.
Collingwood - Stuart Clark eats Collingwood for breakfast every time.
Trott - Debutant, not expecting much from him.
Flintoff - Dodgy knee, will tonk a few but shouldn't hurt us.

Yeah, I'd be scared if I were you.
 
I'm going to go ahead and say this, and while it doesn't make any sense right now, it will later (although I hope it doesn't ever make any sense).

Those in attendance of this test match need to be alert and report any suspicious behavior immediately - security has already been increased for this test match, but you never know. If you have any friends going, please do let them know - there is a reason for the increased checking for the next 5 days (other than it being the last Ashes test).

I'll keep it simple - I know things.

I hope to see a cracking test match, nearly 2 months come downs to these 5 days. Unfortunately some people want to mess it up for the rest of us.

Weather looks excellent except for Saturday, but knowing English weather we should get atleast 60 overs that day.
 
I'm going to go ahead and say this, and while it doesn't make any sense right now, it will later (although I hope it doesn't ever make any sense).

Those in attendance of this test match need to be alert and report any suspicious behavior immediately - security has already been increased for this test match, but you never know. If you have any friends going, please do let them know - there is a reason for the increased checking for the next 5 days (other than it being the last Ashes test).

I'll keep it simple - I know things.

Ok Osama...

Lay off the crack pipe my friend. :sarcasm
 
I'd be gutted if I were Lee. To be told to perform well in the warm up matches in order to be picked for the starting XI. Then he performs well in all the warm up matches but had to fight through with the Australia selectors persistence with both Siddle and Johnson, and through trying to break into the XI that creamed England last test.

And still not to get picked, bit slack don't you think. Unless I see Siddle pick up his load I'd be picking Lee in the future.
 
Wow you're cool.

You're a stud man, you can make racial jokes.

Something else to add in the Racism in Australia thread?
Racist?

Wtf?

You were talking about "increasing security" due to suspicious behaviour, like a terrorist act is going to happen.

Terrorism=Osama Bin Laden.

Switch on a bit aye?
 

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