Boags is excellent in my opinion, but here at the Downright Donkeys we are fitness freaks and do not want to spoil our chances of becoming the best athletes we possibly can be by drinking alcohol all the time.
One of our rival clubs named themselves after another beer, Victoria Bitter, which I liken to urine, except when it actually is cold, and then I liken it to a polar bear's urine. And they are awful. The one thing keeping their drunken club in with a chance in this competition is that the guy running the games just so happens to be a Bitter himself.
Alcohol is bad for your cricket, and we do not approve of it under any circumstances in this club (unless you are a regular shouter of drinks, and then we're willing to at least hear you out)