Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[ZoraxDoom]

I'd like to tour England. It wouldn't stop raining and we'd get paid to do nothing.

 

[tassietiger]

Republic of Guinea-Bissau.

Don't care who's coming with me, it would be awesome so I'm going.

 

[smssia0112]

Just don't use African condoms, heard a pretty horrific story about them.

 

[Panda]

Who needs condoms? Spread the 'Panda Love' as far as you can.*

*Always use a condom kids - Either that or your parents will kill you.

 

[Cricketman]

Just don't use African condoms, heard a pretty horrific story about them.

Racist.



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[Therbs]

Republic of Guinea-Bissau.

Don't care who's coming with me, it would be awesome so I'm going.

Ah, yes. Take me back to Bissau! There's a stash of AK47's I left behind during the last elections. Check out under the last park bench to the left in Che Guevara square and remove the false cement slab. Plenty of ammo there too in case you're interested. Say g'day to the Big Fella, Nino Vieara for me. He owes me a few beers.

 

[Panda]

When are the games starting FFS

 

[Therbs]

After the tour by TAE. Hang in there you black and white sex machine!

 

[smssia0112]

Racist.



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Tell that to the woman living with HIV because she got one and it broke.

 

[KBC]

Err.. Why not talk about your favourite F1 cars?

 

[Cricketman]

No. I like talking about condoms better.

 

[tassietiger]

Yeah condoms win, basically. Just curious, would you rather have an F1 car with dodgy brakes cause you serious high speed collision injuries, or have an African condom which doesn't work give you an STD?

 

[smssia0112]

Well if the collision doesn't kill me, I'd recover from the injury, and HIV is for life.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

But I believe getting HIV is more fun than the car crash right?

I'd got for the dodgy F1 car. I could then appear on that 'I shouldn't be alive' show...

 

[SciD]

Hello Donks.

Just to let you know I miss training drunk.