Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[Cricketman]

Tassietiger (WK)
GiggityGiggity (Pure Bat)
Cricketman (Pure Bat C)
iloveireland (Pure Bat)
Maney28 (Pure Bat)
KBChandraw (Pure Bat)
Zorax_Doom (Bowling Allrounder)
Burnsy1(Pure Bowler)
Whitehornmatt (Pure Bowler)
Panda (Pure Bowl)
Therbs (Pure Bowl)

Pitch; Poor.

Lineup for next game

Three prong pace attack - Therbs, Panda, and Whitehornmatt to hopefully do as well as they did in the OD. Burnsy1 debuts this season with his offies, and Zorax Doom will back him up with his Leg breaks to top off our bowling attack

We bat deep - GG and Tass open, i'll come in at three, followed by ILI, maney, and then KBC. Pure bats all the way down to 6, and with Zorax's all round abilities at 7.

Cricketman added 13 Minutes and 28 Seconds later...

I call for a new spamming game or whatever you want to call it.

Rhyming story game.

We have to keep the story going, but in rhyme form (Hint; Orange rhymes with doorhinge)

There once was a boy named Bill
He lived up on the hill..

i'm sure you comedians can make this pretty interesting

 

[tassietiger]

Once when he was about to go to bed,
He was killed, so now he is dead.

 

[Therbs]

Donkeys win, with bookies crying
The players laugh, with spirits flying
Opponents frown, their skills are dying
To our yacht, all of us filing
Fortune so deep around us is piling
No wonder we Donkeys always are smiling

 

[Leicester Fox]

I've been dropped! Well I did forget cricsim existed for about half a year but I reckon I can force out Ireland who hasn't posted for donkeys years (already back with the quality jokes) especially considering I am the greatest batsmen of all time when you disregard stats.

 

[Cricketman]

Nice to see you back Joe .

We'll try to get you in the next game

Cricketman added 16 Minutes and 51 Seconds later...

Therbs is fast, therbs is ferocious
With his pace and bounce, his bowling is delicious
Dubutant Panda to help him out
and global mod WHM to make the others scream and pout
Our fast bowling trio are so amazing you see
They make the other teams scared and want to pee.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I've been selected, and I am glad.
Cause now I can play, really really bad.
And with that earn a bit of cash and some wares,
Bookies and match-fixing are illegal, but who cares?

I've been selected, what a bunch of dopes,
Picking me in the lineup, they've got no hope!
This is the season where we don't win a thing,
In the end, I'll be living like a king :cool:

 

[KBC]

It's tough, It's tough to digest anything when the biggest election ever comes, Yeah, so we were much like donkeys. Unique as ever.

......

 

[Leicester Fox]

Since when was Dravid introduced as batting coach?

 

[SciD]

I know you guys dont miss me curtesy Cricketman's sign.

 

[Therbs]

Who? Ah, that's right. The young fella who messed up in the yacht's galley. Also was averse to accepting 'gifts'. Funny sort of bloke.

 

[KBC]

Hell' Oooooo' We should win this game.

 

[Therbs]

Yep, and we'll make some serious coin when we do win. I'm thinking either getting the spa re-done on the yacht or getting a surface to air missile system installed.
All those who want to get the missile system for the yacht say "Sir yes sir!".
We need to be able to take on this little beauty which is up for sale
http://www.theage.com.au/world/for-sale-saddams-yacht-missiles-not-included-20081105-5ij3.html
I'm drooling already.

 

[KBC]

Great game donkeys. Another win in the pocket, who's next?

 

[Cricketman]

Great win! Couldn't have done it without KBC's hundred in the first innings, fantastic knock!

Bowlers bowled well in pairs, Therbs and Panda had a good combination going and WHM backed them up superbly. Zorax had a great game with runs and wickets, we're looking good this season.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

If I keep this up I'll have to shoot myself. I'll need to...umm...improve next match.