Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[KBC]

You got MOTM when you're in your worse form. Say the others weren't as good as you.

Yes, so how in the world i got a century? We' just got up from sleep and batted and bowled, but the oppositions are just bad as bad, although we should admire them for racing and sprinting in every corner of the world to be fit. Though, it resulted them in tiredness and they just lost.

So, the morale of the donkey team is, Sleep good, be lazy, go, and just put the bouncing substance in the ball when we're batting and a magnet to the wicket and the ball when we're bowling.

No, this is no cheating. There are creative ideas.


Scrap me, my mind has gone out, i don't know what I'm typing.

 

[Panda]

Fair win that.

The ball is just starting to roll along nicely.

 

[MattW]

Nice win there, not that I even noticed the games had started. Lets keep doing whatever it is that results in winning, which I assume to be heavy drinking

 

[tassietiger]

While it may seem KBC and whitehornmatt were both far better than Zorax this match, they were. Cricsim is on drugs.

I was about to mount a case for Zorax but I can't be bothered being creative at the moment so I am just going to state the obvious. So there.

 

[KBC]

I was about to say that. We're using banned drugs. . Can't seem to get the mystery out, me getting that century on a poor pitch..

 

[ZoraxDoom]

While it may seem KBC and whitehornmatt were both far better than Zorax this match, they were. Cricsim is on drugs.

I was about to mount a case for Zorax but I can't be bothered being creative at the moment so I am just going to state the obvious. So there.

Cuban Cigars seem to do the trick. I found a bookie who thought the chances of me ever earning an MOTM award was slim. Boy was he wrong. Sad we had to win though. Maybe the sim can be bribed? I've got a supply of French Champagne lying around and going to waste (Or getting better, as is the case with liquor...)

 

[Leicester Fox]

French champagne is so weak. Like the people.

 

[Cricketman]

Against the Bitters:

Tassietiger (WK)
Giggity Giggity (Bat)
Cricketman (C - BAT)
Leicester fox (BAT)
Maney2k8 (BAT)
KBChandraw (BAT)
Zorax_Doom (Bowling AR: Leggies)
Burnsy1 (OS)
Whitehornmatt (RMF)
Panda (RF)
Therbs (RMF)

Pitch; Poor

 

[KBC]

Against the soakers, that is?

 

[Cricketman]

Yep, my bad

Good win lads. 192 was equal to about 280 on an excellent pitch. We shot em out for 58 runs short of that, our bowlers are on fire.

Therbs leads the pack again, changing him to a fast bowler was a masterstroke on my part

 

[Therbs]

French champagne is so weak. Like the people.

Don't worry about them cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Their wine however is mostly drinkable. We have a few crates of Veuve Cliquot out the back for our victory celebrations.

Panda to run the bar tonight.

Entertainment will be playing Pin The Bunny On The Tail. I get the first go.

Oh yeah, that was a nice win and topped up the coffers quite well. Do we get a new crane for the boat deck (to hoist aboard captured vessels and loot), or a year's supply of James Boag's Premium Lager?

 

[tassietiger]

Don't worry about them cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Their wine however is mostly drinkable. We have a few crates of Veuve Cliquot out the back for our victory celebrations.

Panda to run the bar tonight.

Entertainment will be playing Pin The Bunny On The Tail. I get the first go.

Oh yeah, that was a nice win and topped up the coffers quite well. Do we get a new crane for the boat deck (to hoist aboard captured vessels and loot), or a year's supply of James Boag's Premium Lager?

I have an issue to raise within to all team members of the Downright Donkeys. It is about Therbs. He struggles to make a post without the word 'yacht' in it. In his last 7 posts, 6 of them have contained yacht, and the one I have quoted is the 1 that didn't. This post contained boat, vessels, and Veuve Cliquot.

Do we organise some sort of intervention, do we just try to push him into yachtaholics anonymous, or do we all start putting yacht in our posts so he doesn't feel a bit weird.

Many ways we could go here.

 

[KBC]

"ya-cht" mate , we must put yacht in our posts. BTW, We need to buy a new one, this one has leaking around the corner, hope the soakers are putting the holes in though. How about a submarine? Too cheap, aye?..

 

[Panda]

I was awful this match. A golden duck and went for over 6 an over. Sorry Donkeys - I put in a mule performance. Not quite a donkey, and worse.

 

[KBC]

Don't worry, every donkey goes through this period. You're no MULE, You're always amongst the purest donkeys.