Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[Therbs]

Panda - that's brilliant. A helichopter! If our profits are good enough after the next match we'll get one. The yacht has a helo-deck so we're set.

 

[MattW]

Good to see we are still winning since the last time I looked, so lets keep doing that.

Woo helichopters!

 

[Cricketman]

Pfft, helicopters. Jetpacks are the way to go.

 

[Highlander999]

You guys need some more interesting stuff. The Legends are currently branching off into acting careers in Hollywood due to the fact that our batsmen are confused by the cricket bat and what they are meant to do with it.

 

[Panda]

Doubt we can afford that helicopter.

That damn elephant you got Therbs... Not a good ida. Trampled four boardmembers and our boatshed. Luckily the Yacht wasnt in the shed at the time though.

 

[tassietiger]

You guys need some more interesting stuff. The Legends are currently branching off into acting careers in Hollywood due to the fact that our batsmen are confused by the cricket bat and what they are meant to do with it.

I'll give you more interesting stuff with my fist.

Don't insult the Donkeys, we have the best comebacks.

 

[Therbs]

You guys need some more interesting stuff. The Legends are currently branching off into acting careers in Hollywood due to the fact that our batsmen are confused by the cricket bat and what they are meant to do with it.

I think you should pause and consider the consequences of attempting to suggest that we are boring. As a Gentleman of Renown I shall afford you the opportunity to peruse our team thread so you can adjust your opinion of our merry band. Good day to you, sir.

 

[Highlander999]

I say! Grass before breakfast. I do believe honor has been sullied. I will quite happily drink you and tassie under the table

 

[Therbs]

I say! Grass before breakfast. I do believe honor has been sullied. I will quite happily drink you and tassie under the table

I doubt very much that I'll need tassie's assistance with this miniscule task. If you wish you can attempt to match your thimble-like drinking brain with mine but I warn you, we have no medical facilities to revive your lifeless body once the project has been completed.

Panda - its okay, I've got this one. You'd better stay out of sight so as not to scare the poor fellow.
tassie - who is this Highlander chappie?

 

[Highlander999]

Your an Aussie. You guys couldn't out drink a Mormon. Come over to Scotland and we will show you how it is really done. You can't argue with that btw, Scotland is the drinking capital of the world

 

[Therbs]

Your an Aussie. You guys couldn't out drink a Mormon. Come over to Scotland and we will show you how it is really done. You can't argue with that btw, Scotland is the drinking capital of the world

Ha ha! Little do you know. We'll start off with ale then move onto some Speyside single malts. I'll tuck into some haggis as well if you like but you can toss your own khyber.

 

[Highlander999]

Sounds like the average night out (except the haggis)

This thread is way too quiet. Is it just you, Panda and tassie? Are the others in drink induced comas?

 

[Panda]

Nah, we have sent them out to try and corner that damn elephant which is running amok. Tassie, Therbs and I are keeping an eye on the Yacht in the meantime.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I'd post, but you know who has got me locked up you know where, and won't let me go until you know who sings you know what at you know when till you know what is good and ripe. If you know what I mean, ofcourse.

 

[Kiko_97]

I'd post more often but I am being sued by Carlsberg for copyright infringement after eating a Carlsburger.