Downright Donkeys 2008/2009 Team Thread

[Cricketman]

Sounds like the average night out (except the haggis)

This thread is way too quiet. Is it just you, Panda and tassie? Are the others in drink induced comas?

Yo mama's way too quiet.

 

[Highlander999]

I can see now why it's so quiet

 

[tassietiger]

I can see now why it's so quiet

Actions speak louder than words, just you can't post actions. If we could, we would be.

 

[Cricketman]

lolwut???wtf

 

[MattW]

Actions speak louder than words, just you can't post actions. If we could, we would be.

As a great man once said - "If your actions speak louder than words, you're not yelling loud enough."

 

[tassietiger]

As a great man once said - "If your actions speak louder than words, you're not yelling loud enough."

Or you're a really good actor.

 

[Therbs]

I just enacted something really special. But unfortunately none of you can see what it was. Too bad.

 

[KBC]

What..

Remove DD from Downright Donkeys. What will be it?

Ownright Onkeys. Break them, and by separating the words, we get;

Own Right On Keys.

A mazing.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Take way the Downright from Downright Donkeys, and you get Donkeys.

Break Donkeys up, you get (Dog + Monkeys) - gMo

gMo can be rephrashed as oMg.

Which stands for Oh My God.

Oh and My have no value, so therefore we take it as

(Dog + Monkeys) - God

Hence, our team is a Godless bunch of canines and primates.

Makes sense.

 

[tassietiger]

Take the letters of Downright Donkeys and you get Thing Word Done Sky

'This Patch' is a thing.
'Is' is a word.
'Done' means finished.
'Sky' is a thing which is high.

Rearranging all of this gives.

"Hi, is this patch finished?"

Making the Downright Donkeys equal to a lot of the dud posters who post in the Downloads forums. No wonder everyone has a go at us for spam.

 

[Will_NA]

If you enter the words 'downright' and 'donkeys' in to an online thesaurus, you get the choices of 'open asses' 'flat asses' and 'out-and-out asses'.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Oh, we are definitely out-and-out. Us Donkey's don't like doing anything in a half-assed way. Except for on Weekends. And Mondays, cause they suck. Tuesday and Wednesdays too, that's when we get our pedicures, and Thursday is when we go on our semi-tri-bi-quarterly annual yatch trips (We take 7 weeks off for holidays).

And ofcourse, we have to raid the local TGIF on Fridays...

 

[Therbs]

We be slammin'!

 

[Leicester Fox]

When am I going to ride a donkey at Blackpool? I rode Will last night but that was more pleasure related.

 

[KBC]

When am I going to ride a donkey at Blackpool? I rode Will last night but that was more pleasure related.

SIGN GRIppfO DONKEYS!!!!