Downright Donkeys Team Thread - 2009

[Panda]

Dissapointed to miss out playing again, but I guess I am not really posting all that much.

I'll just sit in the corner and eat my bamboo. Screw you all.

Panda added 1 Minutes and 48 Seconds later...

Although you better play me in a game soon... No-one wants an angry Panda around the changerooms.... Believe me.

I can get nasty...

 

[Therbs]

Its all part of our strategy. Maybe next game.

 

[KBC]

We've got the enormous import of the Special panda beers, Big P. For having you out of the team. We care.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

And look, I bought a new Bamboo juicer!

ZoraxDoom added 9 Minutes and 49 Seconds later...

I think I've done a decent job at riling up the other teams now. Back me up if you can be bothered, a few sledging wars to remind them of their eternal suckyness is always fun.

 

[Therbs]

I think confusing them is fun. They won't bite at the Stephen Hawkings argument. That's because they're all as thick as whale omelettes.

 

[Panda]

Did I hear someone say 'sledging wars?'

I would like to put my resume forward for an application, Mr Zorax Sir.

Name: Panda

DOB: January, 2008

Interests:
Ties
Pogo Sticks
Music
Movies
Watching the digital clock and try not to blink when the minute ticks over
Bamboo
Women
Pancakes with Golden Syrup


Previous Experience:
TFFCL - 7 Seasons worth of experience and ranked in the top 5 for humour, and top 4 for Banter. Narrowly missed out on 'Best Poster' in Season 3 to Therbs, Season 5 to Moo and Season 6 to Moo. Also have the second funniest post ever on the forum behind Jamma's History of the world.

TFFCL Rebel League - After the TFFCL was overrun by 14 year old schoolboys fighting, a rebel league was created with success. Not only was banter, sledging and humourous anicdotes encouraged, it was embraced.

BigFooty Cricket League - Under my other name, Panda sits quietly waiting for his time to pounce with quick witted, pointless fables, stats or stories. For example:

Did you know that 11+2 is the same as 10+3?

Other experience also includes StickCricket FCL, BigCricket FCL and The Animal Enclosure however short lived stays have eventuated as they would not embrace Panda Porn, Panda brew, Bamboo being left around the locker rooms or my cock fights (of the chicken variety)

Key Selection Criteria:
I believe that I am an honest, hard working individual. After attending Harvard Humour School with Therbs, I have gained the above mentioned experience. After a decent break from FCL's, I believe that I can create mildly amusing banter and confuse opponents not only with my outswingers, but long pointless media articles or resume's such as this.

Picture Reference:

If any further documents are wanted, please do not hesitate to ask.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Application accepted, now get to work.

 

[KBC]

The Irony....!

Zorax just posted the 111th post. Don't tell david shepard!!!!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I actually posted the 112th post. Panda did post 111.

 

[Therbs]

I haver noticed Panda's efforts in the match thread as we plan our world domination. A worthy contributor to the befuddlement of our timid opposition.
This is an example of Donkeyism at its finest.

 

[KBC]

yo! Posting from ma iPhone. Damn! This ain't just a phone!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

iPhone? Don't tell me you bought one - we had a box full of them in the corner of WHM's closet.

 

[Therbs]

Mine doesn't work any more. I was attempting to recharge it with a mixture of vodka, champagne and viagra and the thing went "BEEeeEEp beep", flashed up a picture of the Hubble Space Telescope and the words "Life is life but this is much more fun" and then went blank. A strange machine indeed.

 

[KBC]

So we've got this so called mid-season break, what'd we do?

And ADVENTURE?



























Sit lazy and drink beah! woohoo!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

And we definitely don't spam!