I've personally not been
that impressed by Muyeye when I've watched him on TV, but he obviously has something about him to have overcome all the obstacles he already has. And if England
has to have a pinch-hitter in their Test team then I can think of one worse option who's already in the team.
And speaking of the Test team, I am frustrated. I
like the Bazball approach that they've been using for the last year or so, but I think that it has to go hand in hand with how cricket actually works as opposed to actively going against it. Particularly in Pakistan, they really showed the importance that role clarity has in getting the best out of a team of limited players - even if the roles players are given aren't necessarily traditional Test cricket roles. However, they still selected the best players for the roles that they were intending to use, and it worked.
Currently, they're simply not doing that and I don't know whether it's because their heads are scrambled by it being The Ashes or whether they've just disappeared up their own arses in their devotion to the Cult of Baz.
For example, the wicket-keeper is a crucial role, particularly in Test cricket where the impact of a missed chance could be match-defining.
Most of the time, the go-to player in this role was Ben Foakes, who doubled up in the role of a lower-order firefighter who could see off a collapse or see a chase over the line in a high-pressure situation. The signs were there that they perhaps didn't value either of these roles in the team highly enough when Foakes was left out in Multan, but there remained the possible extenuating circumstance that Foakes may not have been fully fit. But this summer it has happened again.
This time, Bairstow has been left out for Jonny Bairstow. Bairstow is one of the most destructive batters in the world, and under Stokes' leadership that translated into Test cricket for the first time. He had the role of a middle-order enforcer, and in that role he thrived. Then, as we all know, he managed to have a freak golf accident and spent the better part of a year having his leg fixed. In that time, his replacement (Harry Brook) made that same middle-order enforcer's role his own. It was magnificent, and we all saw it.
Now, Jonny Bairstow is fit again. And the regime decided that he
had to come back into the side. So they dropped Ben Foakes to make room for his return. That meant they replaced a world-class wicket-keeper and firefighter with a part-time keeper (40 of his 92 Tests have been as a batter only) and another middle-order enforcer. And worse still, Bairstow is
clearly not fully fit to keep wicket. He is less mobile than ever before behind the stumps, and I don't blame him for this in the slightest: he's got a semi-bionic leg now, and legs have a habit of never quite recovering to the condition they were in before they were injured. That Bairstow has struggled is not his fault; he is in a position that he should never have been put in to begin with.
And then Jack Leach got injured. On the surface level, this meant that England were missing their spinner, but that really belied what Leach's role was in the team. Bazball's fast-forward approach to batting means that there is far less recovery time for England's bowlers between innings; as a result, they have to find a way to rest their seamers while fielding. Thus, Leach's all-important role as a specialist workhorse. Without him to bowl from one end for an entire session, the workload for the seam bowlers - among them a 40-year-old Anderson, a 37-year-old Broad, and The Rig himself, Ollie Robinson - becomes untenable.
So when he became injured, they had to replace him with a workhorse bowler - ideally a spinner, as a seamer would not be likely to complete such a workload uninjured. So they picked Moeen Ali, who had not bowled more than 10 overs in a cricket match since 2021. This was
deeply stupid, no matter how much you like Mo. By the end of the Test, he was too injured to bowl. So they replaced him with
Josh Tongue. Tongue was almost certainly the pick of the bowlers at Lord's, but he is not a workhorse. There was nobody to break up the workload for the seamers, so on Day Four, Ben Stokes took it upon himself to bowl a 12-over spell of bouncers just to give his bowlers some rest. He did this, as we all know, on a landing knee that is held together
entirely by thoughts and prayers.
Worst of all, the correct selection for both Test matches was clear to everybody: Liam Dawson is a reliable left-arm spinner who bowls long spells, and who is currently in career-best form for Hampshire. More than that, he would even have helped cover the firefighter batting role left vacant by the axing of Ben Foakes. His first-class batting record (8,783 runs @ 33.01, 12 centuries) stands up reasonably well against Foakes (7,760 runs @ 39.59, 15 centuries) - not a perfect like-for-like swap, but an adequate poor man's version if you can't have the real thing.
I had been under the impression that Bazball was a novel approach to Test cricket that was still built on the fundamentals of role clarity and an understanding of how to build a Test cricket team. I am beginning to think that I was mistaken about that last part, especially as they have embraced the philosophy of
DON'T BACK DOON, DOUBLE DOON with their Third Test squad.
Were I in the shoes of Key, or McCullum, or Stokes, then Ben Foakes really would be the first name on my teamsheet. His presence as a very able firefighter down the order meant that collapses of 30 for three when the middle order got out quickly did not turn into collapses of 60 for seven. That presence is missing now, and the collapses are happening again. Moreover, his presence allows the middle-order enforcers to carry out their work with more freedom. Stokes and McCullum have been clear many times about wanting to remove the fear of failure from their players, and yet they have removed the player who removed the fear of failure. It's baffling.
It's too late to fix what went before in the first two Tests, and by now it's also too late to fix things for the next Test. So barring one or more exceptional individual performances to overcome the team's shortcomings, The Ashes are gone.
For what it's worth, these are the roles that I see fitting together in a correctly functioning Bazball team.
Batting roles:
- Tone-setting opening batter - The England management have been clear about this role: controversially, the job isn't to score consistent runs. Instead, it is to go out and hit good balls for four. If (for example) Pat Cummins has a length ball hit for four first up, that will effect his thinking. I'm not sure Crawley is the best player for this, but let it never be said that he doesn't understand his role.
- Dynamic opening batter - This is one way in which the team really evolved from the 2022 summer: Ben Duckett came in and really defined the role of a dynamic opener. It reframes the start of the innings not as the time when you're most likely to get out, but the time when there are most gaps in the field to be busy and score runs.
- Dynamic number three - Playing almost as a third opener, the dynamic number three's role is to continue the work of the openers. Ollie Pope has done really well here, and England will have everything crossed that he is fit for the coming game.
- Leading batter - Joe Root has this role on lock, and England probably think of Brook as Root's successor - even though he isn't (it should be Ollie Pope). This player's sole responsibility is to bat in the way that allows them to score the most runs.
- Middle-order enforcer - Both Bairstow and Brook have thrived in this role, but the only way they can play together is if the batting roles extend all the way down to number eight.
- Situation player - The most flexible player in the team: the situation player needs to be able to play anything from a defensive rearguard to an all-out blitz with the tail. Ben Stokes has taken on this role himself, but Harry Brook could be a natural successor.
- Firefighter - Ben Foakes played this role superbly in 2022, and has been sorely missed. As established, Liam Dawson could also fulfil this role from number eight. Moeen Ali cannot.
Bowling and fielding roles
- Wicket-keeper - Obviously Ben Foakes is the best pick here. The keeping of an immobile Bairstow has arguably cost England both Test matches so far, even if it is only one of countless moments that could have influenced the results of two relatively close Tests.
- New ball swing bowler - Jimmy Anderson or Chris Woakes; getting the Dukes to swing is still a valuable skill. I'm not sure who the natural successor is to either of these two. England are also at risk of losing sight of this weapon entirely as they get very excited about bowling bouncers.
- New ball seam bowler - Stuart Broad or Ollie Robinson; this is all about accuracy and seam movement, especially the wobble-seam ball that has been so effective.
- Point of difference bowler - Mark Wood or Josh Tongue at the moment, or even a left-armer if they can find one. In lieu of a point-of difference bowler being fit and available, England have sometimes selected a second seam bowler instead.
- Workhorse spin bowler - The one who allows all those seamers to operate at their best. His job is to bowl infinite overs and not to leak runs while doing it. Wickets are a valuable bonus.
- Short spells bowler - Whether it's a Ben Stokes or a Joe Root, or even a Rehan Ahmed, this is a bowler who is not expected to bowl long spells but who is expected to come on and look for wickets.
I think that's a pretty inoffensive interpretation of how the England Test side fits together. And it really does lay bare exactly
why the Ashes are currently 2-0 to Australia. Bazball isn't a failed philosophy at all, but England need to get a handle on things so give Bazball the best chance of continuing to succeed. Currently they're high on their own supply, and it's hurting the team.
One other fun exercise is to see how well Bazball principles can be applied to other teams and player pools. But for now I'll leave it because this post is already very long indeed.