England tour of Pakistan 2024

[CerealKiller]

Crap from a bum, poop from a butt and shit from an ass.

I bet it tastes great though.
Imagine calling mutton biryani and daal a "curry"

 

[Aislabie]

Making Shan Masood look good

It's alright, Zak Crawley's going to make 500

 

[icyman]

मसूड़ों में दम

Translate: Strength in Masood!

 

[wasteyouryouth]

I bet it tastes great though.
Imagine calling mutton biryani and daal a "curry"

Bet it doesn't cost as much as the Curry Goat I've bought at Edgbaston

 

[Supreme General]

Bet it doesn't cost as much as the Curry Goat I've bought at Edgbaston

Ahh British stadium food prices. Are there bigger rip offs?

 

[CerealKiller]

Bet it doesn't cost as much as the Curry Goat I've bought at Edgbaston

2-3 pounds i guess

 

[wasteyouryouth]

2-3 pounds i guess

I think I paid £15 for about the same amount

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

Making Shan Masood look good

All bro needed was county bowlers in the opposition

 

[wasteyouryouth]

All bro needed was county bowlers in the opposition

And a pitch flatter than the Earth itself

 

[pillowprocter]

And a pitch flatter than the Earth itself

every pitch is flatter than the Earth itself

 

[Supreme General]

It’s Pakistan’s Day but England can keep the heads high after toiling away all day and getting just reward late on. Get an early wicket or two tomorrow morning (not including Naseem) and the game looks very different

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

And a pitch flatter than the Earth itself

Say that again when England bat

 

[blockerdave]

Given our weather, I’ve always considered the English love of cricket rather perverse.

Taking into consideration their pitches, the Pakistani love of cricket is a whole other level of kink

 

[CerealKiller]

Taking into consideration their pitches, the Pakistani love of cricket is a whole other level of kink

Well, if i have to be honest, apart from Rawalpindi, the pitches in Multan and Karachi were good last time England toured.

 

[TemPSaad]

Blame the pitches as much as you can but it doesn't change the fact that this English attack is even worse than BD attack. They miss fire power and a quality spinner in their ranks.