I believe that Colin was actually talking about Bell, whose nine centuries look thus:
Eng v Ban, June 2005, Chester le Street: Trescothick got 161 before Bell's 162*
Eng v Pak, November 2005, Faisalabad: KP got his hundred first IIRC, and that's what the partnership stats appear to suggest too.
Eng v Pak, July 2006, Lords: both Cook and Collingwood got hundreds before Bell.
Eng v Pak, July 2006, Old Trafford: Cook got one first
Eng v Pak, Aug 2006, Headingley: KP got one first
Eng v WI, May 2007, Lords: Cook and Collingwood got one first
Eng v NZ, March 2008, Napier, Strauss got one first
Eng v SA, July 2008, Lords, KP got one first
Eng v SA, December 2009, Durban, Cook got one first
So, he really is a "cake icer".
Ah, ok. Still a better mix of teams with only two against BAN/WIN compared with Cook's four.
Of course saying someone else "got one first" doesn't take into account how crucial the "icing" was. If England pile on the runs like Bell did against South Africa, then it forces home the advantage.
162no vs Bangladesh. I think we would have won that with seven bowlers and four keepers, bowled Bangladesh out for 104 and won by an innings. That said, Bell and Banger scored 313 of England's 447/3d
115 vs Pakistan. Crucial runs, took England to within 16 runs of Pakistan's 1st innings total so you can't criticise him for it.
100no vs Pakistan. Others did score hundreds, but the 528/9d gave England a 83 run lead on 1st innings
106no vs Pakistan. Pakistan were all out for 119, Cook made 127 but other than him, noone else passed 50 as Bell helped pile on the misery for Pakistan and England won by an innings.
119 vs Pakistan. The "icing on the cake" that Bell scored meant England were only 23 runs behind on 1st innings, but England won thanks to a Strauss 2nd innings 100 and Pakistan's 2nd innings collapse (155) Don't underestimate the value of hundreds that keep/kept England in the game
109no vs West Indies. Four centurions in the innings, a fifth for England 2nd innings to West Indies' nil.
110 vs New Zealand. England won by 121 runs, Bell's 2nd innings 110 made up most of that. Makes me laugh this "icing on cake" theory, Tests comprise totals made up of batsmen's scores and rarely do sides bat on needlessly ie all runs are deemed important to the match effort or sides DECLARE. Maybe he didn't score the first hundred of the match, but he made sure England had enough runs to win it.
199 vs South Africa. Shared a 4th wicket partnership with KP to take England from 117/3 to 403/4. Bell was last out (of eight wickets) making sure we posted near 600 and had a sniff of victory.
141 vs South Africa. Bell came to the crease at 297/4 with England still 46 runs behind. When Bell had lost his wicket, England were 226 runs ahead and set up to try and force the win. As it happens South Africa fell apart, but they were important runs at a time when South Africa were still in the Test (just about)
So tell me which of those wasn't important to the match result? If we'd been all out for say 400 in Durban then the match could have swung either way and perhaps the saffers wouldn't have been so poor without the pressure. His 199 took England from a poor position to a potentially winning one, his 110 vs New Zealand set up a target to bowl at, his 119 vs Pakistan kept England from conceding a big 1st innings deficit as did his 115 against the same opposition.
It's kind of farcical to say "someone else got one first" since he batted at six for FIVE of them, five for two and four for two. Unless he was the first with the keeper chipping in one, or the only centurion, the chances favour him not scoring it first by virtue of him only coming to the crease when FOUR batsmen are out! (five if a nightwatchman is used) I'd take a century from our batsmen in any situation, maybe sometimes the batsmen/keeper come in when it's 400/4 or 5 and there's not so much pressure, but how many of those scenarios apply with Bell?
PRESSURE?
LOW. 162no vs BAN - Bell came in at 105/2, one run ahead on 1st innings
HIGH. 115 vs PAK - Bell came in at 39/2, 423 behind on 1st innings, and got bad not long after at 107/3
MEDIUM. 100no vs PAK - Bell came in at 321/4, adding 120 with Collingwood for the 5th wicket
LOW. 106no vs PAK - Bell came in at 288/4, England already 169 ahead
MEDIUM. 118 vs PAK - Bell came in at 192/4
MEDIUM. 109no vs WIN - Bell came in at 219/4
LOW. 110 vs NZE - Bell came in at 140/3 with England 227 runs ahead in their 2nd innings.
HIGH. 199 vs SAF - Bell came in at 117/3
MEDIUM. 141 vs SAF - Bell came in at 297/4, 46 runs behind
So taking into account situation, I make that only three low pressure situations out of nine hundreds with two high and four medium pressure. Medium pressure being where the game is in the balance, low pressure where the game is significantly in the side batting's favour and high where failures could cost England the game - don't forget, batting at six may mean runs are already on the board but it can equally mean the number six, seven etc are what's left of the batting in a perilous come hopeless position.
You could argue 192/4 and 219/4 are a bit more than "medium" pressure, how the 5th wicket pair fare can determine whether the side falls apart for less than 250, whether they make it to 300 or just beyond, or indeed a good partnership with one of them MAKING A HUNDRED can make the difference. Add one to the wicket column for the totals when Bell came in and see if you think that they are all "icing on cake" situations.