Enter the Room of Doc Johan vd Walt

[Shevchenko]

Shevchenko-The Self Proclaimed King of Comedy

Good Morning, Afternoon and evening whenever you are reading this posht! I am doc Johan van der Walt!

Let me shee whatsh on today'sh agenda! ahhhh Bookworm

The bookworm ish my own exshclushive book review club! it are also called the early bird catches the worm, thish ofcourshe is a metaphor! but enough nonshense let ush go to the booksh

Ahh I shee my firsht book is about Da Vinci and hish code!. thish book ish very complicated it are almost like a conandrum! you shee in the frontcover of the book it standhs Da and the come on any moron can shee that Da and the are almosht being the same! trying to catch you , ha ha not sho clever for me! , they forgot I had already replaced that glasshes of mine that were tipexed over with ASSHOLE!.But in anywaysh thish book hash very nice picturesh, very nice! very nice picturesh of Leanardo.................................Di Caprio

My second book ish to do with the Devilsh stuff! I are telling you it are a fact! Thish new Harry Potter booksh it are a bad influence to the kidsh.Look at thish nonsenshe Harry and the Stoned Philosopher come it are Harry'sh pot! that why the Philosopher are stoned, it are bad im telling you, than another horrible book came out! Harry and the secret chamber or something like that but the book ish about Zimbabwean Parliament! and now thish crap Harry and the Half Blooded prince , you tell me how William is feeling now? huh, like I said very bad influence to the children

Well thats all from me, Im doc Johan vd Walt, catch me again when I speak about self defence
plus leave your questions here I'll be glad to answer them

Cheersh

 

[fanirama]

wtf is this ?

 

[Shevchenko]

this is a funny comedy thingy and I see you dont like it! ahh well life's a bitch!
perhaps you did not find this funny but hang on mate, maybe il send something you will like

A stupid sports joke
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[Cowburn199]

Good Morning, Afternoon and evening whenever you are reading this posht! I am doc Johan van der Walt!

Let me shee whatsh on today'sh agenda! ahhhh Bookworm

The bookworm ish my own exshclushive book review club! it are also called the early bird catches the worm, thish ofcourshe is a metaphor! but enough nonshense let ush go to the booksh

Ahh I shee my firsht book is about Da Vinci and hish code!. thish book ish very complicated it are almost like a conandrum! you shee in the frontcover of the book it standhs Da and the come on any moron can shee that Da and the are almosht being the same! trying to catch you , ha ha not sho clever for me! , they forgot I had already replaced that glasshes of mine that were tipexed over with ASSHOLE!.But in anywaysh thish book hash very nice picturesh, very nice! very nice picturesh of Leanardo.................................Di Caprio

My second book ish to do with the Devilsh stuff! I are telling you it are a fact! Thish new Harry Potter booksh it are a bad influence to the kidsh.Look at thish nonsenshe Harry and the Stoned Philosopher come it are Harry'sh pot! that why the Philosopher are stoned, it are bad im telling you, than another horrible book came out! Harry and the secret chamber or something like that but the book ish about Zimbabwean Parliament! and now thish crap Harry and the Half Blooded prince , you tell me how William is feeling now? huh, like I said very bad influence to the children

Well thats all from me, Im doc Johan vd Walt, catch me again when I speak about self defence
plus leave your questions here I'll be glad to answer them

Cheersh

Haha thanks for making me smile

 

[Shevchenko]

thanx mate!

Good Day and welcome back to the show im your host Doc Johan vd Walt as you can see my lisp is away!.... today im telling a joke!

its another stupid sports Joke!

Husband and wife are on the way to rugby, chatting.

Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Husband: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

 

[Shevchenko]

Good day and welcome back to the Johan vd Walt show im your host Johan vd Walt!

Today im talking about matters of self defence. You need self defence to protect yourselves from other people I took the lesson because of my mother-in-law, but lets go on there are a few methods that are easy to learn about the defence of protection or some **** like that!
My first method is quite simple very easy to do it are a mixture of Karate and carrots and with my genuis I came up with Carot-hee it are quite easy you take the carrot and you poke the ******* in his eyes cause they say carrots are good for the eyes so poke him !
Then I have another special method that I call the defence! I like watching that South African rugby program called Boobs for all very nice pictures by the fashion channel! it are that one guy who's name is Joost van der Westhuizen dont know if you know him but he played good rugby for the Springboks but in anycase he always talk that sometimes your best attack lays in defence! so you take "de-fense" and you smack him you stuff him up cause the best form attack is by using de-fense

Talking about methods of self defence I just heard that England has launched a condom thing at the Universities and it will stand "size does not matter protect your I-Pod, Cellphone, Handbag"
Now thats why the South African men are complaining that the condoms are to small! im telling you the list would be endless "Uh um hunny Il be with you, **** did you know that Gauteng hi-jacking rate has dropped by 2% because it was a public holiday!

That is all from my side catch me again on saterday as I will perform another big shot!

Goodbye

PS:Another Stupid joke to follow

Two eggs are getting married.

The lady egg comes out of the bathroom in her ?eggligee? and asks guy egg, why he?s covering his private parts?

He said: ?Last time I was this hard - I was hit over the head with a teaspoon! ?

 

[duffarama]

Haha. Nice jokes shev.

 

[Cowburn199]

Good day and welcome back to the Johan vd Walt show im your host Johan vd Walt!

Today im talking about matters of self defence. You need self defence to protect yourselves from other people I took the lesson because of my mother-in-law, but lets go on there are a few methods that are easy to learn about the defence of protection or some **** like that!
My first method is quite simple very easy to do it are a mixture of Karate and carrots and with my genuis I came up with Carot-hee it are quite easy you take the carrot and you poke the ******* in his eyes cause they say carrots are good for the eyes so poke him !
Then I have another special method that I call the defence! I like watching that South African rugby program called Boobs for all very nice pictures by the fashion channel! it are that one guy who's name is Joost van der Westhuizen dont know if you know him but he played good rugby for the Springboks but in anycase he always talk that sometimes your best attack lays in defence! so you take "de-fense" and you smack him you stuff him up cause the best form attack is by using de-fense

Talking about methods of self defence I just heard that England has launched a condom thing at the Universities and it will stand "size does not matter protect your I-Pod, Cellphone, Handbag"
Now thats why the South African men are complaining that the condoms are to small! im telling you the list would be endless "Uh um hunny Il be with you, **** did you know that Gauteng hi-jacking rate has dropped by 2% because it was a public holiday!

That is all from my side catch me again on saterday as I will perform another big shot!

Goodbye

PS:Another Stupid joke to follow

Two eggs are getting married.

The lady egg comes out of the bathroom in her ?eggligee? and asks guy egg, why he?s covering his private parts?

He said: ?Last time I was this hard - I was hit over the head with a teaspoon! ?

:laugh :laugh :laugh Now thats funny !

 

[Cowburn199]

Shevchenko can you please post more?

 

[Shevchenko]

Ok this joke might sound a bit stupid but let me break it down to you! Labola in some parts of the South African culture is used to buy your spouse! this means that the man will give the dad 6 cows for his daughter to be married! South Africa has 11 languages, pretty scary stuff hey! but anyways here how the joke should have gone:
My Daddy says paying labola is stupid
Why must you pay ten cows to marry one?

The second joke:
This man sits at his desk, working and suddenly the boss comes in and shouts"John if u aint finished by sunfall then youre fired" so he starts stressing and cant get his act together, so he takes a picture out of his wife, with doing so , he's buddy sees it and asks " Hey but John you must really love, maybe she can help you"
John replies" No Harold you are right, there isnt a bigger problem than her right now!"

 

[JamesyJames3]

Hahahahahaha, legend! keep it coming boyo!

 

[india rock]

yawn i think no one COUGH im better COUGH is better than u

 

[Shevchenko]

yawn i think no one COUGH im better COUGH is better than u

wtf is your problem?

this material here was done by myself not taken of a site! its like I said in my other thread I"l like to break you in two pieces!, but its better to only keep one fartbag!

 

[india rock]

ok theres no need to use bad languages

 

[Shevchenko]

sorry mate, did not mean to go of on you like that, but I suppose action speaks louder than words! Hope you will forgive me! its just that it takes me time to come up with this stuff! but I suppose dif strokes for dif fokes

nothing against you please mate !