Gary Kirsten's new mantra to play better cricket.

[Brook]

Lol @ strauss' reaction.

 

[Cricketman]

 

[piriyanth]

ROFLMAO:rtfl

What an awesome coach.

 

[SaiSrini]

What an absolutely horrible time for this dossier to come out., Already Sehwag, Zaheer are missing, Yuvraj gets added to that list today, Gambhir is hanging on the edge and now this comes out. The pressure mounts on India. Is this an attempt to recreate the mess that started our campaign in the 2003 WC (then we lost to Australia and the homes of the cricketers were pelted)?

If we lose, people will now say 'our players didnt have sex' and if we win, they will say 'our players had too much sex, etc'. It will make our team a laughing stock. Who the damn leaks out these documents?

 

[Howsie]

If we lose, people will now say 'our players didnt have sex' and if we win, they will say 'our players had too much sex, etc'. It will make our team a laughing stock. Who the damn leaks out these documents?

:laughing Stock. Get it?

This is pretty funny though. But every time India lose they'll cop it for sure.

 

[StinkyBoHoon]

so from this can we deduce that the best players had the most sex?

murali? *shudder*

 

[Cricketman]

He's got a pretty good looking wife. She's a friend of my dad's friend's wife... We've met her a few times.

She's super short though. Must be like, 4'10.

 

[Howsie]

In a four-page document, Kirsten says having more sex will increase testosterone levels, which in turn will increase the players' strength, aggression and competitiveness

 

[shubhrayu]

Well no one knows it may come up to be true also!Gary knows it better! :sarcasm

 

[ajdude]

Loving Michael Hussey's comment.

His star batsmen Michael Hussey also commented on the advice.

"I have been away from home for four months so I reckon I’ve forgotten how to do it," Hussey said.

Come on Amy, put a bit of effort into it haha.

 

[pcfan123]

What a great coach, way better than running around a track

 

[khalek]

But who will have sex with an ugly bald guy like Kirsten?

 

[Amiya]

But who will have sex with an ugly bald guy like Kirsten?

It would be a bald ugly man.

 

[age of the fall]

so from this can we deduce that the best players had the most sex?

murali? *shudder*

No wonder NZ are average, all the girls go for rugby players here

 

[Prithvi]

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/general-chat/herschelle-gibbs-sextape-scandal-58913.html
Did he advice Gibbs??