Microsoft Flight Simulator Discussion

[Dutch]

I love you

You bast*rd!

I knew you couldn't be trusted! All those dinners I bought you as well.....

 

[Themer]

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Why is there half a penis laying on the controls?

 

[themuel1]

I love you

I really hope you aren't getting off on this flight stuff.....I don't want to think the next time I say "glideslope" or "flaps" you're finishing yourself off...

Why is there half a penis laying on the controls?

Simple. My penis, once folded back on itself, detects glideslope frequency.

 

[pcfan123]

You know you have played Flight Sim too much when you refer to backing out of the driveway as "taxiing"

 

[Dutch]

You know you have played Flight Sim too much when you refer to backing out of the driveway as "taxiing"

The great thing is however that when you are sitting in your passenger seat of a real airplane you know what the pilots are doing at various times of the flight.

I was once talking to a 747 pilot who astonished me by saying that he found flying a small Cessna more demanding than flying a 747!!

 

[Themer]

Simple. My penis, once folded back on itself, detects glideslope frequency.

Good system.

I tried to do something similar when riding my bike to measure my velocity but having it resting on the handle bars is an arrestable offence apparently.

 

[Dutch]

Simple. My penis, once folded back on itself, detects glideslope frequency.

Ah the famous...

There was a yong man from Kent
Whos penis was horribly bent
To save himself trouble
He bent it back double
And instead of coming, he went!

 

[Sureshot]

The great thing is however that when you are sitting in your passenger seat of a real airplane you know what the pilots are doing at various times of the flight.

I was once talking to a 747 pilot who astonished me by saying that he found flying a small Cessna more demanding than flying a 747!!

You could quite easily fly a 747 by computer, pilots exist for when computers don't work and passenger comfort, would you go on a plane flown by a computer and no one to save it?

 

[themuel1]

You could quite easily fly a 747 by computer, pilots exist for when computers don't work and passenger comfort, would you go on a plane flown by a computer and no one to save it?

The computer only works because of the input of the pilots. It doesn't just decide it should go to 30,000 ft.

Some of the stuff pilots do to save their planes is amazing. Check out Air Crash Investigations. Though, if you are a nervous flyer now (Get out of this thread ), you won't fly again after watching the show.

 

[Covvy]

Though, if you are a nervous flyer now (Get out of this thread ), you won't fly again after watching the show.

Or watching Mark's landings .

 

[Ollie_H]

To be fair, when I watch Mark's landings, my heart rate actually increases to hope that he doesn't crash.

 

[pcfan123]

You can't write this stuff lol, I just had my 1st crash.

Trying to go back in order and do the list. Eagle Vail, Colorado.

1) High Altitude

2) Bad Weather

3) Weird Approach.

Long story short, the snow storm was so bad, I had 0 visibility then all of a sudden I emerged from it and the run way was really close.

Not going to do this one again, its not fun so crossing it off the list

Mark added 1 Minutes and 1 Seconds later...

10. KSAN - San Diego, CA ----------done

9. LPMA - Madeira, Portugal ----------done

8. KEGE - Vail, CO -----------done FAILED

7. LFLJ - Courchevel, France

6. VHHH - Hong Kong Kai Tak

5. LXGB - Gibraltar -----------done

4. TNCM - St. Maarten, Netherlands Antilles -----------done

3. TFFJ - St. Barth's

2. MHTG - Tegucigalpa, Honduras

1. VNLK - Lukla, Nepal

 

[1iram1]

I just landed with a 747 for the first time at Pearson Airport! This game is so much fun and challenging!!!

 

[Themer]

Although I've never really had that much of an interest in flight sims just reading this thread makes me seriously consider getting the game.

 

[pcfan123]

I can't fly the 747 without all kinds of alarms going off, don't know how you guys are landing them ,let alone an entire flight plan.

ifly has a super realistic 747 addon for free.

flightsim.com has the link. Its a lot better than the default 747 in the game, long ways away from using it though.