Right, my little fruitcakes, who'd like to knock three tons of horse manure out of me in an online batting mega frenzy? if I win the toss I promise to bowl first so that you at least have the chance to put on a decent total before my limp attempts of running your whopper down.
I must warn you that I have switched alliances and now play with the Kiwi team rather than my beloved but hugely imbalanced England line-up.
Bolter is the man for me: wicked speed, wicked speed.
Speaking of Kiwis,I have just returned from our beloved "Cake Tin" here in Wellytown to see the mighty All Blacks crush the Aussies. A couple of exquisite second half tries right under my nose in the second half will remain with me forever.
It was fantastic how we all got up towards the end and started waving the Aussie fans out who fancied leaving early. The whole end section started singing "bye bye, thank you for coming!"
None of the Aussies dared leave after that. Brilliant evening, brilliant!