Well to be honest, I don't want to get you a Big Mac. I am more of a McOz man myself. And while ordering your burger, I get one for myself also. Those Chef's at Macca's get a pretty hard time, so I would order the same type of burger for both of us because its less work for the Chef.
So is a McOz ok? I suppose we could go McChiken..? Its not like there is anything wrong with BigMacs, but if you get a BigMac you really need to buy a drink. And if we both go Big Mac's, we both need a drink. And really, one of those large watered down Coke's isn't enough. And then if you don't like Coke, I will have to ask for one of the Drinks to be a Fanta instead. Or Sprite, or whatever.
And then WHAM. Im leaving McDonalds with $15 less in my pocket. Plus you want the Sundae too.
Why don't we just go to SubWay? We could get one of those 12 inch rolls, and just split it? I guess that would be cheaper, plus its better for you. But then we would have to decide what type of bread we want, what salad we want on the sub.. and I wouldn't be able to disagree with you as you are taking Bushy away for me.
Ok here is the new deal.
You take Bushy hog-tied so you can do whatever you want to him, and then dispose of him so he never botheres me again, and I will take you to your Fast Food Outlet of choice, as long as:
1) It isn't that far away so I don't have to fill up the car with petrol
2) We can both agree on the meal
3) It costs less than $15 to feed both of us.
Deal?