Commentator then? We need something to keep him occupied. It's either that or we tell him to sit in the corner of a round room. That should keep him busy for the rest of the series.
I'm still waiting to find out how you keep an idiot in suspense too.
I prefer to adopt a behind-the-scenes role - keeping an eye on the odds and handing out the brown envelopes.
Incidentally I approached some of your team about getting out for as cheaply as 20 and I couldn't find a single player who'd ever managed to make that many!