Nice to see that TFFSL have had to call up reinforcements
where is my TFFSL team photo gone
Ah, no.
Actually these guys are in the squad to play against your rabble.
Are you saying we should play the series with only half a squad?
Two reasons why that's not gonna happen...
1) It wouldn't be very nice of us to really rub in the fact that we're so superior that we can beat you with half a squad.
2) It wouldn't be fair that half our squad would have to miss out on the enjoyment of giving you guys a thrashing on a level that has never before been experienced
It was deleted for obvious reasons.
We weren't expecting you to play a series with half a squad but we did think you might manage the pre-series banter with it considering that most the PC squad haven't posted in this thread either. However if you feel you're being bested probably best to get help... (although I'm not sure now much help they'll be).
In response to your other points you do realise we're going to playing cricket right? Possibly your lads are handy outside a nightclub at chucking-out time but that doesn't mean you can play cricket. If you like I can try and persuade some rugby-playing friends to give you a warm-up match, then at least you might get a little bit of time in the middle. Otherwise I can foresee more nightclub incidents as you look for somewhere to take out your frustration.
That nightclub incident wasn't our fault.
The brain dead barman tried to serve us warm beer. Yeah right, as if people actually drink warm beer!
How lame is that!?!
Also the bouncers at that nighclub were a bit touchy about their parentage being called into question. But it was mostly about The Beer. So, when we tour here what will be on tap? My theory is that when we play we play better if we tap a keg before hand.That is a fair excuse. I can't stand warm beer either! Give me a Speights or a Tui anyday (none of that VB rubbish though!).
When I was in Aus on tour, one of our chants was,
"I'd rather be dead than drink VB".
Also the bouncers at that nighclub were a bit touchy about their parentage being called into question. But it was mostly about The Beer. So, when we tour here what will be on tap? My theory is that when we play we play better if we tap a keg before hand.
If there's nothing special produced locally we'll bring our own beer trailer.
Yeah, but Bronnie the Beer Babe isn't allowed on tour. She has to stay back and keep the bar humming.I play better if I tap a luscious bikini babe before a game.
But beer is a decent option if there's no babes around
Yeah, but Bronnie the Beer Babe isn't allowed on tour. She has to stay back and keep the bar humming.
Geez, l'm a mess and glad to get back into PC alive. I was stopped at log in by PC security for having Kevin Bloody Wilson on my ipod. What was worse is that it was playing 'You can't say **** in Canada' . I was given a cavity search to which l protested before being told it's everyday protocol here. Anyway, l got my ipod back loaded up with The Sister Act Soundtrack . Still, l made it.
I've got Tennants, Deuchars IPA, Caly 80, Guinness, a couple of English beers and the rest are NZ ones. I can get others in by request. I'll be sure to stock up on Smirnoff Ices for your team too.