Quotable Quotes

[ZoraxDoom]

I think you've just completely missed the point of the quote...

 

[offdriven4]

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other

Francis Bacon

 

[Themer]

"I like the looks of those pistachios you've got there. Don't mind letting me have nibble?"

 

[Cricketdude]

My friend has this quote... Its "I once saw a porno so good I didnt even take my dick out of my pants" :laugh

 

[MattW]

"The easiest way to get that rain back in to the sky is a Formula 1 car" - whoever that F1 commentator I was just listening to is.

 

[Themer]

Haha.

It was Martin Brundle made me laugh as well.

 

[AngryPixel]

"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me."

Rorschach - Watchmen

Sick

 

[Dutch]

"Where there is a will, I am away!"

 

[pcfan123]

"If we play a Jesus gig, we'll be selling our souls"

"yea but Jesus is the best person to sell your soul to, that's his whole set up"

 

[Varun]

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known"
- Charles Dickens (I won't name the novel, as to prevent it from being a spoiler, if you've read the novel, you'd get it)


Epic.

 

[6ry4nj]

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of a love that doth transcend
Mine eyes have seen the worst inside of me
And fear is like a bridge that fell once broken from one end
But is beauty in the bloodshot eyes of the one that fails to see?"
My rewrite of a lyric from Mystery, by Live

 

[pcfan123]

"People keep asking if America is ready for a black president. Why not? We just had a retarded one"
-Chris Rock during the campaign.

 

[Themer]

"If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I thought you said 'inspection.'" They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it."

 

[MasterBlaster76]

'And I quote...'

WWE commentator and all round idiot - Michael Cole.

 

[Cricketman]

In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about Hope.

- President Barack Obama