Quotable Quotes

[Cricketdude]

eminem :sarcasm

haha yeah

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Hardly historic ones, but pretty famous at my school. Basically there was this PE teacher/excellence centre looker-after-er, Mr. Jenkins, and he always came out with hilarious and thought provoking quotes. We used to laugh at him when we were younger but then in like Year 11 we really appreciated what he did. It's a real shame he passed away recently .

Anyway here's some of his famous quotes:

"When I woke this morning, the sun was shining, I had a delicious breakfast with my beautiful wife and children, and I thought I was coming down here for a nice game of rugby. Now I've got a wise guy to deal with! Bang! You're in detention."

"Miss Jackson, you deserve an oscar for that performance, now tell me what really happened before I bang you in detention."

"Horwell...I think these young men are on heroin (about year 7's attempting to play rugby)."

"Jenko always gets his man!"

lol what a legend.

 

[-D-S-B-]

"Miss Jackson, you deserve an oscar for that performance, now tell me what really happened before I bang you in detention."

Read it a second time. And try not to laugh :laugh

 

[singhy44]

Read it a second time. And try not to laugh :laugh

Yeah, I wonder if he meant it like that... :laugh

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

I quite like that one

 

[Cricketman]

"Miss Jackson, you deserve an oscar for that performance, now tell me what really happened before I bang you in detention."

'When you're going through hell, keep going'
-Winston Churchill

'A man is a product of his thoughts, what he thinks, he becomes'
Mohandas Gandhi

 

[Gaurav_7]

Earlier no one had a watch but, everyone had time.
Now everyone has a watch but, nobody has time.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

haha he used to love to say "bang you for an hour" or "bang you in detention".

 

[pcfan123]

Dutchad, the Failing to prepare quote is by Benjamin Franklin

 

[Dutch]

Dutchad, the Failing to prepare quote is by Benjamin Franklin

Ah ha! Thanks for that!

 

[pcfan123]

History, in general, only informs us of what bad government is.
Thomas Jefferson

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
Thomas Jefferson

One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them.
Thomas Jefferson

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"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." -George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

 

[P Squared]

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

 

[Covvy]

"Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice......well you can't fool me twice" - George Bush.

 

[pcfan123]

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Tell that to all the kids who don't get laid

 

[ZoraxDoom]

 

[Dutch]

"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans"

John Lennon