Quotable Quotes

[pcfan123]

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Gore Vidal

 

[Deleted member 13648]

"It's not that I'm a particularly synical person, I don't think, I'm just when of those people that when I see a car sticker that reads, 'Magic Happens', I just wanna get out a texture and write underneath it, 'so does... cot death'."

- Tim Minchin

 

[Themer]

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

Kurt Cobain

 

[King Cricket]

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be."

Shel Silverstein

 

[riz7khan12]

"A man without a smile on his face should not open a shop"

- Old Chinese Proverb

dont really know what it means, thats why its stuck in my head.

 

[pcfan123]

Man who drop watch in toilet will have shitty time.

 

[sami ullah khan]

^I actually did drop mine and that was my engagement watch

 

[Themer]

Men who put cream in tart, not always a baker.

 

[Owzat]

"see that's the trouble with reality, it's taken far too seriously"

Source : 'Celebrate' by An Emotional Fish

Ok lyrics, not necessarily quotes per say, but perfectly true nonetheless - and you can quote me on that!

 

[Dutchmen]

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, what am I? And if not now -- when?"

- Hillel

 

[ZoraxDoom]

"A man without a smile on his face should not open a shop"

- Old Chinese Proverb

dont really know what it means, thats why its stuck in my head.

Oh it's simple. A lot of famous business men have said one of the key attributes of a good salesman is a good smile. One which is sincere and makes the customer feel like you are genuinely pleased to see them. Hence the saying that if you don't have a good smile, don't be a salesperson...

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Man who drop watch in toilet will have shitty time.

man who fish in other man's well catch only crabs.

 

[pcfan123]

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion

 

[pcfan123]

"I'm not gonna do a poo am I, Jez?"

Credit to whoever gets the reference

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Gotta love Peep Show