Quotable Quotes

"I'm feelin like a star, you can't stop my shine'

OMG, If i see that quote one more time on FB i'm going to flip out. For real, like 20 of my friends have that as their status right now. And 100% certain they aren't synchronized-statuses or anything :p.
 
"Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with your enemy" ;)
 
""Listen love, just a little tip ahright. You're on the edge now, and you need to pick the right way. Cause one ways heaven, and the other.......well probably best not to think about that right now, but its flinging orrible, yeaaa........."
 
"Oh God. Can I do this? If I do this, even if I end up marrying Sophie and we live in a detached house in Surrey and we buy a holiday home in Umbria, our children will always look up at the face of a man who once crapped in a takeaway bag. Plus... I'd have to hide it here, somewhere in my room next to one of my things. I could throw it out the window. No, that's what they want you to do. That's where society's headed. People shitting in bags and throwing it out the window at each other. Well, I'm not going to be the first. Not in my name!"
 
Newton's Quote:
"For every action, there is an opposite reaction"
Inspired by this, I put mine up:
"For every Muralitharan, Warne, Akram, there is a Tendulkar, Bradman".:laugh
 
Newton's Quote:
"For every action, there is an opposite reaction"
Inspired by this, I put mine up:
"For every Muralitharan, Warne, Akram, there is a Tendulkar, Bradman".:laugh

You couldn't even quote Newton correctly.

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YES
 
"For every Muralitharan, Warne, Akram, there is a Tendulkar, Bradman".:laugh

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
 
'For every good post in the world, there is a Bevab'
 
Newton's Quote:
"For every action, there is an opposite reaction"
Inspired by this, I put mine up:
"For every Muralitharan, Warne, Akram, there is a Tendulkar, Bradman".:laugh

Did you make it up your self. You just won my vote for the interview nomination ;)
 
Water, water, everywhere, and all the boards did shrink
Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
 
Water, water, everywhere, and all the boards did shrink
Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Rime of the Mariner.... fantastic poem.
 

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