Quotable Quotes

[themuel1]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

 

[Themer]

"I've been initiated. I am a drug user! fearsome tweak the police!"

 

[pcfan123]

:laugh

‎''Don't get me wrong I like kid's. Not in a weird way, I mean, i'm not on the sex offender's list, yet! Which proves i'm not a paedo. Either that or i'm a hard to detect paedo!"

 

[Themer]

"Tell you what, that crack is really moreish"

Not long till the new series; am rather looking forward to it.

 

[pcfan123]

"SuperHans has taken 4 grams of coke to relax him for his speech"

"it didnt relax him?"

 

[Themer]

"Oh my God! I've entered an interview situation and there's a hand near my cock. This is like that dream I had about Alan Sugar and the Badger"

 

[ARay]

"There are only two tragedies in life: One, not getting what one desires and the other, is getting it" - Oscar Wilde

 

[pcfan123]

" The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
"

 

[pcfan123]

"I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity".
Albert Einstein

 

[pcfan123]

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Former President George W Bush—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

 

[Biggy]

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

Former President George W Bush?Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

How did that guy become President?

 

[sami ullah khan]

^Twice .

 

[Themer]

"The way I feel now...I could convert gays" - Father Ted

 

[Dutchmen]

"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. "

-- Helen Keller

 

[Eugene]

"Never Underestimate the Predictability of Stupidity"