Hamish
Club Cricketer
Scientists have discovered a horrific mammoth bug (named ICC 2006) hibernating in the earth's crust. It has been predicted that it will wake in the transistion of the 2008/09 cricket season and go on a rampage, eating every human in existence, resulting in the death of cricket.
The bug's unique outer shell is so strong, making it indestructible, and any weapon powerful enough to kill would end up destroying Earth. Scientists proposed patching ICC 2006's brain during hibernation, but it will only have a 1% success rate, meaning all humans are basically gone by 2008/09.
In a bold statement, made by Sri Lankan coach Tom Moody, and other international coaches, they have all vowed to take their teams to the top in the time that is left.
Tom Moody said,
"This is terrible news. I can only promise the Sri Lankan fans that we will fight to the death, and along the way, I will give the youngsters a chance, as they will only get a glimpse of international cricket before it's too late."
Sri Lanka's first tour is that of England, a tough task, as shown by the recent Ashes.
Tour Itinerary - Sky Sports will not cover Warm-up or Friendly games as they are plain boring, but will provide scores
Combined Univ vs Sri Lankans - 3-Day Warm Up - 24-26 April
Derbyshire vs Sri Lankans - 3-Day Warm Up - 29-31 April
Durham vs Sri Lankans - 3-Day Warm Up - 4-6 May
England vs Sri Lanka - 1st Test - 11-15 May
Sussex vs Sri Lankans - 3-Day Warm Up - 18-22 May
England vs Sri Lanka - 2nd Test - 25-29 May
England vs Sri Lanka - 3rd Test - 2-6 June
Essex vs Sri Lankans - OD Friendly - 9 June
Somerset vs Sri Lankans - OD Friendly - 11 June
England vs Sri Lanka - Twenty/20 Int - 15 June
England vs Sri Lanka - 1st ODI - 17 June
England vs Sri Lanka - 2nd ODI - 20 June
England vs Sri Lanka - 3rd ODI - 24 June
England vs Sri Lanka - 4th ODI - 28 June
England vs Sri Lanka - 5th ODI - 1 July
Tour of England Squad (18): M Attapatu (c), M Jayawardene (vc), K Sangakkara (wk), S Jayasuriya, U Tharanga, T Samaraweera, T Dilshan, R Arnold, C Kapugedera, F Maharoof, C Vaas, M Muralitharan, N Kulasekera, M Bandara, R Perera, D Fernando, L Malinga, N Zoysa
Coverage begins soon...
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