Steve Davies - "I am gay"

[sifter132]

Hmm I didn't mean to start the thread down this slippery slope...

it can work both ways,

Davies can totally throw off the batsmen, especially the ones from conservatives cultures by saying "nice ass" or "see you in the showers"

it could work to his advantage

That would probably work quite well actually. The more homophobic guys might get a bit psyched out It might make a good change from the whole 'I banged the bejesus out of your wife/mum/sister' stuff... Anything to promote slightly more imagination in sledging gets a thumbs up from me. Now we just need to encourage broadcasters to provide an unrated feed where they leave the stump mics on all the time.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Slip Fielder: I shagged your mum mate
Davies: Well I shagged your dad.

 

[angryangy]

Clearly, the reason more cricketers haven't come out is because it mucks with the sledging.

 

[Gurjot95]

so you support Davis and then make fun of Broad that he is gay. Um two levels there mate....

It was just a joke and I guess you took Broad being gay seriously

 

[Cricketman]

How can Broad be gay when he's a woman already?

 

[AbhishekS]

he's a woman already?

He is a woman?

I won't be surprised if we see another thread titled, 'Stuart Broad - "I am lesbian"'

 

[pcfan123]

I consider myself a lesbian as well.

Broad has girly features which is very odd seeing as his sister looks like a man.

 

[Cricketman]

I think Luke Wright is quite woman-looking as well. I swear to god, during the India game they panned to him in the dressing rooms and it took me a while to figure out his gender. Only when I realized that it was Wright (it was kinda dark) did I know it was a guy. My mom thought he was a chick .

Never a good sign when you can't figure out somone's gender

 

[sami ullah khan]

Sporting a mustache or beard would solve the problem for these girlish guys.

 

[pcfan123]

sporting*

 

[sami ullah khan]

Thanks for correction.

 

[angryangy]

or a cool scar. where is this thread going?

 

[Owzat]

I think Luke Wright is quite woman-looking as well. I swear to god, during the India game they panned to him in the dressing rooms and it took me a while to figure out his gender. Only when I realized that it was Wright (it was kinda dark) did I know it was a guy. My mom thought he was a chick .

Never a good sign when you can't figure out somone's gender

In your defence he plays cricket like a girl.............................

 

[Themer]

where is this thread going?

I motion a title change to "How cricketers can prevent being mistaken for Women?"

Possibly we could get into contact with Merv Hughes for an interview to really get some good ideas down.

 

[Master Khan]

thats why Steve Davies is a wicket keeper, he likes to catch the ball