The Ashes 2021/22

[Umair7]

Stokes: Injured Knee

Root: Injured Willy

LMAO xD

 

[ddrap14]

He can go ice that groin now

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Saqib Mahmood taken four wickets tonight.

 

[Umair7]

Masterstroke #FrozenPeas

He can go ice that groin now

 

[ddrap14]

Saqib Mahmood taken four wickets tonight.

Well yes but they were Heat batsmen and as a Heat fan, I can confirm the Heat's top order are ten times worse than Rory Burns in terms of not getting dismissed

 

[Aislabie]

Okay, I'm putting on my very best 90s England hat:

1. Ben Stokes
2. Rob Yates
3. Dawid Malan
4. Joe Root
5. Sam Hain
6. Liam Livingstone
7. Ben Foakes
8. Luke Wood
9. Ollie Robinson
10. Mark Wood
11. Saqib Mahmood

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Hard to see it any other way atm

Would be genuinely surprised if its anything but...

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Okay, I'm putting on my very best 90s England hat:

1. Ben Stokes
2. Rob Yates
3. Dawid Malan
4. Joe Root
5. Sam Hain
6. Liam Livingstone
7. Ben Foakes
8. Luke Wood
9. Ollie Robinson
10. Mark Wood
11. Saqib Mahmood

Josh Bohannon before Hain

 

[Umair7]

Okay, I'm putting on my very best 90s England hat:

1. Ben Stokes
2. Rob Yates
3. Dawid Malan
4. Joe Root
5. Sam Hain
6. Liam Livingstone
7. Ben Foakes
8. Luke Wood
9. Ollie Robinson
10. Mark Wood
11. Saqib Mahmood

Reddit user spotted :')

 

[Loubs]

He can go ice that groin now

I take it that's gonna hurt?

Just cancel the whole thing and give Australia the Ashes.

That would make the best use of time.

Hard to see it any other way atm

You must be the soothsayer of the pack

 

[ravenswood7]

Oh well its just so obvious for long while now England's Batting is pathetic apart from Root Stokes Malan. Its so Predictable Australia Bat Score runs England Bat useless are Australia better by far and deserve to be head the fact there is hardly any fight is so annoying what was the point for another 5-0 thrashing. England's Batting at home has struggled for a while that has do with technique and being not good enough, now slight digressing England has been good for fast bowling for a long time plus the overhead conditions etc but in the past batting was a bit easier not saying its impossible but they replaced the old dukes ball a while ago and have a newer dukes ball that does far to much im all for balance nobody likes seeing Big scores all the time unless your the Batting team however its gone far to the other way Bowlers even average ones looking good in England and whilst wickets taken speeds the game up its gone to far the other way and yes i get you want to see results but with England's fragile batting yes there are Good attacks like Australia India NZ but it would be nice if England's batting was better and at least show some more fight I know Root and Malan have had two Century Stands but when its broken typical they collapse like a a pack of cards

 

[wasteyouryouth]

Looks like this will be over by lunch.

 

[Bigby Wolf]

Looks like this will be over by lunch.

Tea.

Its looks like they will stretch it more than the 1st session though.

 

[ddrap14]

OH IT'S ABOUT F**KING TIME

 

[Loubs]

Looks like this will be over by lunch.

THe match yes, the series will be over by the time England have disgraced themselves.

Tea.

Its looks like they will stretch it more than the 1st session though.

A brief cameo appearance of an Englishman holding a bat.

OH IT'S ABOUT F**KING TIME

Someone has scored double figures?

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Being honest this match will seal the series for Australia not mathematically but psychologically and will be the prelude to an arse whooping.