The Downright Donkeys 06/07 Team Thread

[tassietiger]

No one seems to get Moo do they?

Yeah I do, just not in the Mood atm.



(HAHAHA CLASSIC...LEGENDARY STUFF FROM ME THERE)

 

[barmyarmy]

Anyone got last seasons averages handy?
I'm at the World Cup on a private yacht on a fact-finding mission. Might even watch some cricket too...
Seriously I've made some very good contacts out here. I've even persuaded some bloke named Don Ibrahim to join our board of directors.

 

[Moo]

Yeah I do, just not in the Mood atm.

(HAHAHA CLASSIC...LEGENDARY STUFF FROM ME THERE)

Look I've told you I will not rub your back with aromatherapy oils OK?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

tassietiger Pure RHB
Drewska Bowling Pure Bowler RBH/Right Arm Pace
ZoraxDoom Bowling All-rounder RHB/Right Arm Leg Break
Burma's Finest Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
barmyarmy Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
pal Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
Timofy Pure Batsman RHB
madmick69 All-Rounder RHB/Spin
GrayNicolls Pure Bowler RHB/Right Arm Leg-Break
Plympilgrim RHB/Keeper
Leicester Fox Pure Bat RHB
hxcrocker Pure Bat RHB
Kookaburra69 Batting Allrounder LHB/LFM
Moo Pure Bowler RFM
Ausrule Allrounder RHB/OS

I'm guessing that's our final squad?

 

[Moo]

I thought I was a pure bat but am happy to go whatever the team needs.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

You are a pure bat?
That can be changed. But lets see what Drewska has to say...

 

[AusRule]

guys do you reckon it would be better if i was a pure Off Spin bowler rather that a bowling all-rounder?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Your wish. Although whether you get a spot will be based about 60% on how active you are, 5% to your playing type, and like 2% to how much success you are having...
The remaining 33% is based on how corrupt you are...

 

[OMGAvrilLavigne666]

so your best bet is to post like crazy and lie to the younger members about how good drugs and alcohol are

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Lie! We don't lie!

We are a honest bunch of gamblers and match-fixers. And we are rich. Sure, we may have the occasional shot or 7, and sure, sometimes sniffing cocaine may be fun, but we do not lie!

 

[BigCrickNan]

tassietiger Pure RHB
Drewska Bowling Pure Bowler RHB/Right Arm Pace
ZoraxDoom Bowling All-rounder RHB/Right Arm Leg Break
Burma's Finest Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
barmyarmy Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
pal Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
Timofy Pure Batsman RHB
madmick69 All-Rounder RHB/Spin
GrayNicolls Pure Bowler RHB/Right Arm Leg-Break
Plympilgrim RHB/Keeper
Leicester Fox Pure Bat RHB
hxcrocker Pure Bat RHB
Kookaburra69 Batting Allrounder LHB/LFM
Moo Pure RHB
Ausrule Pure Bowler RHB/Off-Break

I'm gonna submit this with Moo's and Ausrules changes. Any objections? Tough

 

[AusRule]

60% on how active your are aye well better keep on posting here then. So now all the teams sheets are done does that mean the season will kick off in about a week or two ? oooh just noticed i'm a first XI Cricketer now

 

[tassietiger]

tassietiger Pure RHB
Drewska Bowling Pure Bowler RHB/Right Arm Pace
ZoraxDoom Bowling All-rounder RHB/Right Arm Leg Break
Burma's Finest Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
barmyarmy Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
pal Pure Bowler RHB/Pace
Timofy Pure Batsman RHB
madmick69 All-Rounder RHB/Spin
GrayNicolls Pure Bowler RHB/Right Arm Leg-Break
Plympilgrim RHB/Keeper
Leicester Fox Pure Bat RHB
hxcrocker Pure Bat RHB
Kookaburra69 Batting Allrounder LHB/LFM
Moo Pure RHB
Ausrule Pure Bowler RHB/Off-Break

I'm gonna submit this with Moo's and Ausrules changes. Any objections? Tough

Amazing! The whole team is damn sexy! (except the players from Drewska to Ausrule, but you'll never get a perfect squad)

6 Bats, 6 Bowlers, and one of each type of all-rounder, a neat squad. Rotation of bowlers might be in order though, hopefully there are a couple that give up posting

Look I've told you I will not rub your back with aromatherapy oils OK?

Come on, I'll rub yours (not being a bit homophobic are we?)

 

[AusRule]

well tassie you can't just hope the bowlers just stop posting you gotta choose the bowlers needed like me the only pure spin bowler in the team and I'm also a quite handy batsmen in the lower order you know

 

[Moo]

Come on, I'll rub yours (not being a bit homophobic are we?)

Nothing sus though