Story The Dr. Pepper Story-Oh Dear...***Ending the story***

[Highlander999]

Oh right, that's ok then I am so running James out

 

[mattfb]

Haha, not surprised you smashed Matty for 6! You seem to do everything right in your story

Hopefully you manage to hit some sixes in the real match with your crappy equipment! Great update mate, kiu!

 

[surendar]

Didn't Martyn notice you closing the eyes while smashing that big one.. ??? If he had noticed that he wouldn't have given you praises hehe.. Just kidding.. Best of luck for the match

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Didn't Martyn notice you closing the eyes while smashing that big one.. ??? If he had noticed that he wouldn't have given you praises hehe.. Just kidding.. Best of luck for the match

Hehe, he praised my next shot where I hit a straight drive. Thanks for the comments though .

Cheers Matt lol. My crappy equipment will be part of the next update .

Thanks for the comments guys .

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Chapter 4
Shopping!​

So we'd just learnt that we'd made the team. Now all we had to do was throw out our crappy equipment and buy some new ones. It was time for shopping! We leaped in the air and stood still for 5 seconds.

Awesomely camp pose .​

Let's go shopping! We got in my Ferrari - Wait a minute! Why the hell didn't I take that cricket!? It's as if the author forgot about it in the update and remembered it in the next one. This story sucks eggs! It has more holes than...Something, you know what I mean .

So anyway we jumped into the Ferrari and zoomed off into the distance, i.e. the end of the street. We decided to crank up some tunes! INCREDIBAD!!!!!!!! THE LONELY ISLAND FTW!!! We listened to Jizz In My Pants and I'm On A Boat until James actually jizzed in his pants :S.

"Uhhh ohhhh....."

"Oh god that's disgusting!"

So yeah we arrived the shops (JJB Sport) and went in. Everyone was keeping their distance from James for obvious reasons. Jesus christ that was gross.

So we went in and waiting as we got inside was one of the employees. He was Mr. Spotty!!! Seriously, I felt sorry for him. He looked like a volcano. Cerealously!

"Whaddup Spotty. Where's the Cricket gear?"

He pointed in the direction and we went there. I was in front, and at the back, very far back was James. No one was going near him still. Ewww. So yeah we walked up to the Cricket section and started looking around.

I knew what I was after. Gray Nichols Fusion. The whole set. Hehe, I wasn't even getting paid to use them. I thought about using a Kookabura bat but I liked the Fusion better.

So my pick was easy, I just took the Fusion lol. Dave wanted a Kookabura.

"I'll take a Kookabura Kahuna. It looks class. Like the bird on there lol."

Dave tested out the bat on James. Smacking him in the stomach with it. Mr. Spotty shouted, you're paying for that now! Obviously we were. What an idiot.

Tom was running around the whole shop. First he picked up a hockey stick, then he got a tennis racket, finally he arrived at the cricket section.

"I want that one."

It was the crappiest bat there. It had a fire sticker on it so Tom chose it. He picked it up and looked at it in awe. He thought it was his new God. Finally James had to pick.

"Hurry the f*** up!"

"You spent like 15 minutes on your picks! Anyway, I'll take the Bradbury bat. The blue one. It looks classy and sophisticated. Just like me."

"It looks gay."

So anyway we had finished buying what we wanted. I bought a Gray Nichols Fusion set, Dave bought a Kookabura Kahuna, Tom got a crappy bat with a fire sticker on it and James bought the gay one. We paid Mr. Spotty and left.

Tom walked back into JJB and bought a hockey stick as well.

"What did you buy that for?"

"Oh you'll see, muahahahahha!"

 

[mattfb]

hahaha nice update, Lonely island is ftw! LOL at the James incident. Good to see you got yourself some good equipment there as well! Great stuff Mani, kiu!

 

[Kiko_97]

Can we have pics of the bats?

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Meh, too much hassle.

 

[Highlander999]

LMAO @ Jizz in my Pants. I was properly laughing as well. You got Jaz and kicked him in the nuts with that The second one, how the feck did that get approved with all the swearing? Also if you are in a car, it is always going to be Basshunter, believe me on that.

That was class Mani, I actually want my Gary Nicolls, Nitro, the one I use in real life

Nitro - Gray-Nicolls

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Haha I have my ways . "I wear a rubber, sometimes it's a necessetty." You have to crap bat with a fire sticker on it! It's not different to your old bat except it has a 20p sticker on it...

Dr. Pepper added 20 Minutes and 58 Seconds later...

I removed the second vid because it really isn't appropriate . If you want to watch it, type in "I'm on a boat" on youtube .

Dr. Pepper added 2 Minutes and 35 Seconds later...

Replaced with the clean version because it's so bad, it's hilarious.

 

[Bibu07]

Good update Mani.

 

[Jaztheman]

Interesting, as normal.

Hopefully I can keep it in next time and especially once I get my maiden century.

Looking forward to testing out the new equipment.

 

[KingCJ]

I can't wait to see what happens with the hockey stick.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

C'mon, do an update. You n00b...

 

[Dr. Pepper]

n00bs like you just want me to struggle with starting with n00bs and ending with Man D rules. Setting up the County Championship, will update today or tomorrow. Man D rules!