They are not everyboy's cup of tea but i personaaly like Doctor, Doctor jokes: here are a couple of little gems:
Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennisball
I'll serve you in a minute sir!
Doctor Doctor, I'm invisible, what should I do?
I'm sorry sir but I can't see right now!
Doctor Doctor, nobody understands me!
Yes, sir, probably on Thursday!
^ I didn't get that joke.
Those 9 men are everywhere nowdays
Yep, sure rings a bell......
Banta's letter to Bill Gates
> Dear Mr.
> Bill Gates,
>
> We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
> some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
>
> 1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no
> 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.
>
> 2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is
> available in system? I find only 'Re-cycle', but I
> own a scooter at my home.
>
> 3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
> properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace
> the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to
> trace. Please rectify this problem.
>
> 4. My child learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to
> learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide
> that?
>
> 5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
> only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you
> will provide the remaining
> items?
>
> 6.. It is surprising that windows says 'MY
> Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine.
> So when will you keep my photo in that.
>
> 7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about
> 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
>
> 8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you
> will provide 'My Past Documents'?
>
> 9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake
> please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not
> want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
>
> Regards,
> Banta
>
> P.S.
> Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name
> is GATES but you are selling
> WINDOWS?