The Jokes Thread

[Cricketdude]

"Colours" is not an object :doh

I don't care. Its a joke. I hate it when people do some realistic view or something on a joke. AND who said I was looking for an object?

 

[TumTum]

I don't care. Its a joke. I hate it when people do some realistic view or something on a joke. AND who said I was looking for an object?

LOL don't bother trying to explain yourself, it was a fail joke.

 

[pcfan123]

Also the correct spelling is "colors"

 

[Abhas]

It's highly debatable that whatever's American is correct or not

 

[pcfan123]

Hush child

 

[Prithvi]

A Hindi Joke:

Level of Rhyming for a 11th class student....

"Macchar Kaatne se Pappu ko ho gaya Malaria.."


"Pressure is equal to force per unit area...":laugh


And One more educational joke. I hope everyone here knows Kajal Agarwal (New heroine).

Whats the difference between Kajal And Kajol?

??




Guess??




Guess??



Kaj-al - Aldehyde
Kaj-ol - Alcohol

Chemistry fever is on guys!

One of my friend before Chemistry exam!:laugh

 

[pcfan123]

Speak English

 

[Prithvi]

Speak English

If I speak engkish for that joke, you'd just put up banners with "EPIC FAIL" or "Double Face Palm".
Thats why I restricted that joke to Indian users.

 

[pcfan123]

Forum rules dictate that all posts must be in English.

 

[AkshayS]

Forum rules dictate that all posts must be in English.

Rules can not be followed everwhere.
That joke was in Hindi and can't be translated into accurate rhyme.

 

[pcfan123]

Rules must be followed, without order we would all be running around naked and throwing feces at each other.

 

[Prithvi]

I guess you could have opposed some guys over here, here and here:cool:.

You din't do that 'cause you were to post what is stated in this post:cool:.

And Moreover, its JOKES thread!

 

[AkshayS]

Hmarka, be cool man, It was just a joke restricted to only Indian users.
How can you be serious in jokes thread.

 

[pcfan123]

I am reporting you to the FBI, you broke the rules. Now you will be taken to guantanamo

 

[-D-S-B-]

restricted to only Indian users.

Segregation!