The Jokes Thread

[Prithvi]

Segregation!

okay then, understand it, don't oppose it!

 

[AkshayS]

Who gave me negative reps.:
I wasn't wrong, it's mindlessness.

and D-S-B follow Binnu.

 

[-D-S-B-]

okay then, understand it, don't oppose it!

I never opposed it.

and I was just joking...

 

[Meet]

A Joke:
An Elephant and a Cat met in a party.
Cat- What's your age?
Elephant-6 years
Cat-Doesn't seem to.
Elephant-Because I am a Complan Boy.BTW what's your age?
Cat-30 Years
Elephant-Yours age also doesn't seem to.
Cat- Because I use Everyuth.You couldn't know the age from my face

 

[blake]

A Joke:
An Elephant and a Cat met in a party.
Cat- What's your age?
Elephant-6 years
Cat-Doesn't seem to.
Elephant-Because I am a Complan Boy.BTW what's your age?
Cat-30 Years
Elephant-Yours age also doesn't seem to.
Cat- Because I use Everyuth.You couldn't know the age from my face

Am I missing something?

 

[Meet]

^Nope

 

[TumTum]

What "doesn't seem to"?

 

[Meet]

It doesn't looks that you are of x years.

 

[sachin_rocks]

it is not funny meet it is old school boy primary joke

 

[deathrevenge9]

I don't care. Its a joke. I hate it when people do some realistic view or something on a joke. AND who said I was looking for an object?

LOL don't bother trying to explain yourself, it was a fail joke.

Speak English

If I speak engkish for that joke, you'd just put up banners with "EPIC FAIL" or "Double Face Palm".
Thats why I restricted that joke to Indian users.

Forum rules dictate that all posts must be in English.

Rules can not be followed everwhere.
That joke was in Hindi and can't be translated into accurate rhyme.

Rules must be followed, without order we would all be running around naked and throwing feces at each other.

I guess you could have opposed some guys over here, here and here:cool:.

You din't do that 'cause you were to post what is stated in this post:cool:.

And Moreover, its JOKES thread!

Hmarka, be cool man, It was just a joke restricted to only Indian users.
How can you be serious in jokes thread.

Segregation!

okay then, understand it, don't oppose it!

Who gave me negative reps.:
I wasn't wrong, it's mindlessness.

and D-S-B follow Binnu.

it is not funny meet it is old school boy primary joke

Jokes thread getting serious

 

[Kiko_97]

Moving on...

 

[sami ullah khan]

A man goes to a doctor and tells him "I have the same dream every night"
Doctor say "whats in the dream"
The man says "I am in my bed and four women barely dressed come barging in and try to take off my clothes but I shove them away with my arms"
The Doctor now intrigues say "what would you have me do about it"
The man replies "I want you to break my arms"

 

[sachin_rocks]

it is not funny meet it is old school boy primary joke

why should someone neg rep for this :doh stupid idiot fellow

 

[TumTum]

A man goes to a doctor and tells him "I have the same dream every night"
Doctor say "whats in the dream"
The man says "I am in my bed and four women barely dressed come barging in and try to take off my clothes but I shove them away with my arms"
The Doctor now intrigues say "what would you have me do about it"
The man replies "I want you to break my arms"

I get it but... not funny

 

[sachin_rocks]

I get it but... not funny

never in jokes thread of planetcricket tell people that there joke is not funny people will neg rep you