The Jokes Thread

[deathrevenge9]

never in planetcricket in jokes thread say not funny people will neg rep you

Sorry but you can only use English in this Forums

So,next time try to write everything in English.

 

[Meet]

^I don't think , he has written it in other language other than english.:sarcasm

 

[deathrevenge9]

^I don't think , he has written it in other language other than english.:sarcasm

Then would you mind to explain what he meant?

 

[Meet]

He was trying to say that it was not a good joke , its looking to be a joke by an primary school boy

 

[-D-S-B-]

A Joke:
An Elephant and a Cat met in a party.
Cat- What's your age?
Elephant-6 years
Cat-Doesn't seem to.
Elephant-Because I am a Complan Boy.BTW what's your age?
Cat-30 Years
Elephant-Yours age also doesn't seem to.
Cat- Because I use Everyuth.You couldn't know the age from my face

Hahaha, good one :rtfl

 

[deathrevenge9]

He was trying to say that it was not a good joke , its looking to be a joke by an primary school boy

Actually I was talking about this:

never in planetcricket in jokes thread say not funny people will neg rep you

 

[Meet]

^Ok!My mistake.Understand something different

Hahaha, good one

Thanks for it.You are the first one who felt that the joke is funny.Reps to you.

 

[sami ullah khan]

never in jokes thread of planetcricket tell people that there joke is not funny people will neg rep you

Don't worry Tumtum I did not do any such things to you .

 

[TumTum]

^I don't think , he has written it in other language other than english.:sarcasm

LOL now that is funny.

 

[sachin_rocks]

some people are just idiotic like cricketdude who neg rep me for saying a joke aint funny it is my personal opinion whatever i think and a forum is to express your opinions :doh

now neg rep me it doesnt matter :laugh

 

[Covvy]

TBH, who really cares about reps etc. now back to the jokes....

 

[blake]

A wig factory was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen.

Police are combing the area.

Ba-doom-tish!!!!

 

[shrenik]

some people are just idiotic like cricketdude who neg rep me for saying a joke aint funny it is my personal opinion whatever i think and a forum is to express your opinions :doh

now neg rep me it doesnt matter :laugh

there's a key on the keyboard called full-stop [.] you can try that out

 

[pcfan123]

Actually its called a "period."

 

[thedon5]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

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And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.