The Jokes Thread

[thedon5]

liked this one rather the one above it.

Was just about to say that, that's the best one I've seen in a while :laugh .

 

[Themer]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

 

[Dutch]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

:laughNot bad if you know your history!

 

[CaptainOZ]

This one is for hMarka. I'm sure he won't be offended

 

[Prithvi]

A Bigggggggg EPIC FAIL joke in the spoiler below.
I just idenfitied is as a bigggggg joke.

Spoiler

LALIT MODI​

 

[-D-S-B-]

Good One

 

[Themer]

I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

Definitely time for a new keyboard.

 

[Aditya]

A Bigggggggg EPIC FAIL joke in the spoiler below.
I just idenfitied is as a bigggggg joke.

Spoiler

LALIT MODI​

 

[Owzat]

Also the correct spelling is "colors"

Only the "correct spelling" in some languages/countries (that can't spell)

 

[blazerix]

He is a cow.He has four legs together.Two forward and two backward.He give milk from 4 taps in bottom.He is mostly girl.His loose motion is very useful green colour.His tail is in backyard with hair to frighten flies.Cow dies after death.
:laugh :rtfl

Please don't post in this thread anymore.

 

[pcfan123]

Only the "correct spelling" in some languages/countries (that can't spell)

My the wit is sharp with this one :sarcasm

Please don't post in this thread anymore.

Save us Nick, you have to have some more jokes?

 

[TheGreemSim]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

That was brilliant .

My cricket coach told me this one in practice today, "When did pinocchio realise he was made of wood?"

"When his hands were on fire"

 

[Prithvi]

Importance of Unity.

Importance of unity explained at its best.

What did one leg of a lady say the other??

Spoiler

When we're united, we're saved. When we're divided, we're F****D.

:laugh

 

[Prithvi]

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

 

[Abhas]

Golf for Seniors

How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."

"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

"Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

Came in the mail recently.. Not the best, but definitely better than most of the jokes here