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The Jokes Thread
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Varun
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A man goes to a psychiatrist and the doctor says to him, "I see you are an automobile mechanic."
"Wow! You're brilliant, Doctor. I have not said a word and you already know what I do for a living!"
"It's just years of training and experience," the shrink replied modestly. "Plus the fact that you're lying UNDER the couch."
A woman had a female parrot. The parrot kept saying, "Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?"
The woman was frantic. She went to the pastor to find a solution to this problem.
The pastor said, "Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the Bible." The woman brought the parrot and put her into the cage.
The parrot then squawked, "Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other one and said, "Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered."
"Wow! You're brilliant, Doctor. I have not said a word and you already know what I do for a living!"
"It's just years of training and experience," the shrink replied modestly. "Plus the fact that you're lying UNDER the couch."
A woman had a female parrot. The parrot kept saying, "Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?"
The woman was frantic. She went to the pastor to find a solution to this problem.
The pastor said, "Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the Bible." The woman brought the parrot and put her into the cage.
The parrot then squawked, "Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other one and said, "Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered."
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"
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pcfan123
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pcfan123
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Themer, need some more zingers from you so I can pass them off as my own on other forums and facebook.
BKB1991
Panel of Selectors
Not if I get there first!
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Not heard any good ones in a while I'm afraid.
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Four kids badly mauled and one eaten alive in Norway before they managed to shoot the polar bear.
Oh if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day.
Oh if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day.
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, I'm so sorry,but if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' Without batting an eye, she replies, 'If your thing is as hard as your elbow, I'll be in room 221.'
Varun
ICC Board Member
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- Mar 14, 2009
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- Delhi, India
- Online Cricket Games Owned
- Don Bradman Cricket 14 - Steam PC
Haha, great.
