The Jokes Thread

[AbhishekS]

Lol amazing!

 

[Themer]

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said. The other man replies, "No, just having a crap."

 

[Fenil]

Where does the English cricket team stay when touring South Africa?

Spoiler

With their parents.

That was a good one.

 

[Gurjot95]

Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said:
Give Me a Condom , Im Going to My Gfs house for Dinner . Actually Give Me 2 More . Her Sis is a Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ?
During Dinner .. Girl ' s Father Came to Home.. Boy Lowers his Head Immediately & Start Praying ..
Girl : I Never Knew You r So
Religious
Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST ! : @ :P

 

[thedon5]

Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said:
Give Me a Condom , Im Going to My Gfs house for Dinner . Actually Give Me 2 More . Her Sis is a Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ?
During Dinner .. Girl ' s Father Came to Home.. Boy Lowers his Head Immediately & Start Praying ..
Girl : I Never Knew You r So
Religious
Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST ! : @ :P

Must be the third time I've seen this one in this thread.

 

[Themer]

Boy Goes to a Chemist & Said:
Give Me a Condom , Im Going to My Gfs house for Dinner . Actually Give Me 2 More . Her Sis is a Bomb!! & Her Mom is Still Hot ?
During Dinner .. Girl ' s Father Came to Home.. Boy Lowers his Head Immediately & Start Praying ..
Girl : I Never Knew You r So
Religious
Boy: I Never Knew Your Father is a CHEMIST!!!!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Themer, I'd post my appreciation of all of your posts if it wasn't considering spamming haha.

 

[pcfan123]

 

[Aussie Team]

Mary his wife to court for running red lights. Judge staring at her, asked: Mary wife? Yes. Have you ever a teacher at Western Primary? Yes, how do you know? The judges laugh, and I was your student. Mary, his wife smiled, relaxed. The judge went on to say, I'll wait for this day waited for 20 years now fine you copied a thousand times, "I ran a red light is wrong, and never do not make up.

 

[Themer]

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time. He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a tweaking what?"

 

[Fenil]

An internet addicted guy Sandeep was too upset for quite a few days...

His friend Rajesh walks up to him and asks "whats the problem?"

Sandeep replies, Mate, I miss those days when I use to type Anna in google and it used to suggest me Kournikova!!

Spoiler

Anna Hazare Effect!

 

[Ollie_H]

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time. He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a fried chickening what?"

The good jokes obviously go over some peoples heads, cos thats quality.

 

[Biggy]

The good jokes obviously go over some peoples heads, cos thats quality.

I have just been too busy staring at Aussie Team's joke with a confused face to credit Themer.

 

[Addy]

I have just been too busy staring at Aussie Team's joke

That's right same here Lol.

 

[6ry4nj]

I had only been in the shop for like 15 seconds, when I really I had left my accordion in full view on the back seat of my car outside.

I raced back to the car...but I was too late!

The back window had been smashed...and three more accordions had been thrown in!