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Exactly, there was a site comedy scripts...... 
It's a false belief anyway.
It's a false belief anyway.
The Jokes Thread
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What's happening?
Papa_Smurf
International Cricketer
The Indian Test Team.
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Bad joke is bad.
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Bad joke is bad.
The Indian Test Team.
@Papa_Smurf - We're the champions my friends...
No they aren't.
Papa_Smurf
International Cricketer
Mr. Tickle always wanted to marry the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately, Tess didn't want his surname.
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A coupe of jokes for you scousers.
Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
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11 scousers reached Heaven's Golden Gates. St. Peter welcomed them, but said "Unfortunately guys, we've only got room for 3. So you'll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to go in." 10 minuets later, St. Peter goes up to God and says, "They've gone!" God says, "What? All 11 of them." "No, the Gates!"
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A coupe of jokes for you scousers.
Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walks, it'll get mugged
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11 scousers reached Heaven's Golden Gates. St. Peter welcomed them, but said "Unfortunately guys, we've only got room for 3. So you'll have to decide amongst yourselves who gets to go in." 10 minuets later, St. Peter goes up to God and says, "They've gone!" God says, "What? All 11 of them." "No, the Gates!"
Exactly, there was a site comedy scripts......
Does it make sense to YOU though?
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Hmm, no.
A Man Utd fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Man Utd shirt. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter in a Liverpool scarf.
"Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Man Utd fans in heaven."
"What?" Exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Man Utd supporter.
"Oh really," says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa."
"Oh," says St. Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now screw off."
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Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
"Hello mate," says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Man Utd fans in heaven."
"What?" Exclaims the man, astonished.
"You heard, no Man Utd fans."
"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Man Utd supporter.
"Oh really," says St. Peter. "What have you done, then?"
"Well," said the guy, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 10 pounds to the starving children in Africa."
"Oh," says St. Peter. "Anything else?"
"Well, two weeks before I died I also gave 10 pounds to the homeless."
"Hmmm. Anything else?"
"Yeah. A week before I died I gave 10 pounds to the Albanian orphans."
"Okay," said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."
Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back, now screw off."
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Q: What do Manchester United Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
