The Jokes Thread

[Varun]

The good jokes obviously go over some peoples heads, cos thats quality.

I did thought it was quality. Do we need to post everytime?

lol at Aussie team though.

 

[Themer]

NSFW

Spoiler

I was standing there, hands trembling, my wife due home from work any time now... I reached for my youngest daughter's top - it came off with little resistance.

Her training bra was my next hurdle. Hands still trembling, I gently unclipped it and unable to control my hands I watched it as it fell to the floor.

Her short little skirt was next, I reached out and slid it off. As I ran my hands slowly over her My Little Pony panties I could feel they were already really, really damp...

Anyway, I'd better finish getting the rest of the washing in - it's raining and my Parkinsons isn't making it any easier.

 

[Haarithan]

Haha, good one there Jack!

 

[Cricketdude]

Osama bin laden has appeared on tv this morning to quell rumour of his death. to prove that the appearence was not pre recorded bin laden stated that he had "watched the football on Sunday and Arsenal were crap!"

The US and UK government officals have dismissed the tape saying the recording could have been made any time over the past 5 years.

 

[Haarithan]

Poor little Gunners, look what they give you.

 

[thedon5]

Osama bin laden has appeared on tv this morning to quell rumour of his death. to prove that the appearence was not pre recorded bin laden stated that he had "watched the football on Sunday and Arsenal were crap!"

The US and UK government officals have dismissed the tape saying the recording could have been made any time over the past 5 years.

Quite true, but still hate the joke.

From a proud gooner.

 

[Fenil]

Good one there, Jack.

 

[The Rock]

Themer's one was too good.

 

[Aussie Team]

4 was her husband: a. make-up had to wait for his wife; b. wife must be willing to spend money; c. wife angry chin; d. wife is mad to be flatter.

 

[Varun]

^lol doesn't make any sense.

 

[BKB1991]

Thats not the first AT joke that completely flew over my head..

 

[Haarithan]

AWTA. No offense, but I could barely understand a word of it.

 

[thedon5]

This is an English forum AT.

 

[Haarithan]

His joke looked more like a dictionary tbh.

 

[shravi]

4 was her husband: a. make-up had to wait for his wife; b. wife must be willing to spend money; c. wife angry chin; d. wife is mad to be flatter.

What are you saying?