Geoff Shreeves:Stuart how much did that hurt you?
Stuart pearce: That was a real stinger,just shows what having a ?100 million bench can do for you and once again reiterating how they bought the league.
Geoff Shreeves:Strong words there Stuart,at what point could you see the game slipping away from you?
Stuart pearceefinately Ballacks goal,in that 2nd half he epitomised Chelseas drive and determination
Geoff Shreeves:did you feel your boys deserved more?
Stuart pearce: Definately,in that 1st half we were all over them and really should have had more of a lead. I still tink the lads can take a lot from this performance.
Geoff Shreeves:well played Stuart,uunlucky and thanks for the interview
Stuart pearce:thanks,see you later sexy
Geoff Shreeves: :o honey its meant to be a secret
Stuart pearce: Don't worry no-one will find out.
*Jose Mourinho walks in*
Hello Geoff,Stuart
Jose Mourinho: ready for the interview Geoff?
Geoff Shreeves: yes, I'm just a little flustered
Stuart pearce: I'm off for a cold shower,although I'm sure I won't be the only one who gets wet tonight
Geoff Shreeves:
thats it its over
:
Stuart pearce: I doubt you can resist my charms,later baby
Jose Mourinho: I cink this is a football show not Eastenders
Geoff Shreeves: yes lets get onto the important stuff
Jose Mourinho: good to hear
Geoff Shreeves:So then Jose,where did you get that substitution from? So inspired!
Jose Mourinho: I knew Sheva was playing like crap so i took him off for the corner because hes small so he has no presence.
*Roman Abramovich walks in*
Yello Jose,Geoff
Roman Abramovich: vhat vere you saying about Andriy?
Jose Mourinho: he plays like Adi Akinbiyi without any legs. Hes more crap than Rikki Clarkes ODI career.
Roman Abramovich:
: how dare vou, ?30,000,000 I spent on him. I own this football club,vou play him and vou respect me and vhoever i tell you to.
Jose Mourinho: No i cink I own thes club now,ask the fans. They say whos boss. hes crap
Roman Abramovich:
My office tomorrow
Jose Mourinho: I told you last time I won't have sex with your wife when the lights are off so she thinks you're good in bed
*peter Kenyon comes in and dives in front of Romans fist,he takes him away and walks back in*
peter Kenyon: As we all know there is no trouble behind the scenes at Chelsea,Jose will still be here come the end of the season
Jose Mourinho: Thank you,we will win te leage
Geoff Shreeves:lets hope the rest of the years like this