Geoff Shreeves:Stuart how much did that hurt you?
Stuart pearce: That was a real stinger,just shows what having a ?100 million bench can do for you and once again reiterating how they bought the league.
Geoff Shreeves:Strong words there Stuart,at what point could you see the game slipping away from you?
Stuart pearce
efinately Ballacks goal,in that 2nd half he epitomised Chelseas drive and determination
Geoff Shreeves:did you feel your boys deserved more?
Stuart pearce: Definately,in that 1st half we were all over them and really should have had more of a lead. I still tink the lads can take a lot from this performance.
Geoff Shreeves:well played Stuart,uunlucky and thanks for the interview
Stuart pearce:thanks,see you later sexy
Geoff Shreeves: :o honey its meant to be a secret
Stuart pearce: Don't worry no-one will find out.
*Jose Mourinho walks in*
Hello Geoff,Stuart
Jose Mourinho: ready for the interview Geoff?
Geoff Shreeves: yes, I'm just a little flustered
Stuart pearce: I'm off for a cold shower,although I'm sure I won't be the only one who gets wet tonight
Geoff Shreeves:

thats it its over

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Stuart pearce: I doubt you can resist my charms,later baby
Jose Mourinho: I cink this is a football show not Eastenders
Geoff Shreeves: yes lets get onto the important stuff
Jose Mourinho: good to hear
Geoff Shreeves:So then Jose,where did you get that substitution from? So inspired!
Jose Mourinho: I knew Sheva was playing like crap so i took him off for the corner because hes small so he has no presence.
*Roman Abramovich walks in*
Yello Jose,Geoff
Roman Abramovich: vhat vere you saying about Andriy?
Jose Mourinho: he plays like Adi Akinbiyi without any legs. Hes more crap than Rikki Clarkes ODI career.
Roman Abramovich:

: how dare vou, ?30,000,000 I spent on him. I own this football club,vou play him and vou respect me and vhoever i tell you to.
Jose Mourinho: No i cink I own thes club now,ask the fans. They say whos boss. hes crap
Roman Abramovich:

My office tomorrow
Jose Mourinho: I told you last time I won't have sex with your wife when the lights are off so she thinks you're good in bed
*peter Kenyon comes in and dives in front of Romans fist,he takes him away and walks back in*
peter Kenyon: As we all know there is no trouble behind the scenes at Chelsea,Jose will still be here come the end of the season
Jose Mourinho: Thank you,we will win te leage
Geoff Shreeves:lets hope the rest of the years like this