There's A Sausage In My Movie!

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Sausage

main twist in the movie:
[Batman steps on Superman's throat and raises his Kryptonite spike to kill him]
Superman: [straining] You're... letting him... e-eat Sausage...
Batman: [shocked] [lowers spear] What does that mean? Why did you say that?
Superman: [choking] Find... him... S-save... S-Sausage...
[Brief flashback to the death of Bruce's parents]
Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?! SAUSAGE?! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ?!
Lois Lane: [runs towards them both] Clark! Stop! Please! Stop!
Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!
Lois Lane: It's his favourite thing! It's his Sausage.
 
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Sausage.

Desperately Seeking Sausage.

Seven Brides For Seven Sausages.

:D
 

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