Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%

  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%

  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%

  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%

  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%
  • Total voters
    100
that was cool :) did anyone hear about the dare they had about if one of them died while doing top gear?
 
Yeah, they'd say after they'd announced it the next word they'd say would be 'Anyway'
 
Well that was pretty intense to watch. I bloody loved the road works thing too though. Splitting my sides at all the screw-ups!
 
barmyarmy said:
Well that was pretty intense to watch. I bloody loved the road works thing too though. Splitting my sides at all the screw-ups!
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'This is our darkest hour...'

:rtfl

stevie said:
Fantastic! My heart was pounding during the crash footage and the runs before it.
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My feet were sweaty for christ sake :p
 
Burma's Finest said:
"Some say that he knew long before anyone else that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs. All we know is that he's called The Stig."

:D
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...And on that bombshell

Its time for my Stig Sig's to return.
 
Begin the top gear fanclub :p im not really into cars but i love this program, the road laying thing was great :).
 
Burma's Finest said:
A truly welcome return for the sig and The Stig. Possibly the best Stig intro ever.
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And the only true one I can recall
 
Read more Stig Quotes Here





 Gotcha! Its actually


Here
 
Will help if there's a link :p

EDIT: Just saw it thanks
 
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Great viewing, amazing guy for what he's been through. It was kinda difficult to watch the crash.

"The guiness book of records would have put it down as the fastest ever crash, but you have to do it in reverse directions" :p
 
Did anyone catch what the bloke at the back shouted?
 
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