Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
stevie said:
Unfortunately not. :( Whatever it was really got to them. We very nearly saw Jeremy Clarkson cry on national tele!
Well I can watch it again on freeview tomorrow :p
 
barmyarmy said:
Well that was pretty intense to watch. I bloody loved the road works thing too though. Splitting my sides at all the screw-ups!

Was quality.. Although why can they do it in a day, and it takes them 6 months to do a stretch of road a 1/3 of that distance near my house!
 
Tbh though jeremy, despite doing it in 24 hours it was practically 3 days of work anyway (given 8-9 hours is the normal working day).

Plus how many would actually work like that? 75 blokes too and it cost the council ?7k more.

Great though last night.
 
GrayNicolls said:
I like the Stig sig. It's just that you spelt it "Goodie". :p
I'm actually quite proud that I didnt know how to spell Jade Goody. I've corrected it anyway ;)
 
When is the re-run of TG?

I missed it as i shamefully fell asleep at 8:20PM :p
 
i missed it as well...didn't know it was starting already...its so ace...
 
Burma's Finest said:
For those of you who missed it on Sunday, the repeat will be showing @ 7pm on BBC2 tonight.
you forgot about those who want to see it again :rolleyes: ;)
 
I think you'd all agree last Sunday's episode was pretty poor and not funny. Hoping for a good 'un this week though.
 

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