Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
Drewska said:
I think you'd all agree last Sunday's episode was pretty poor and not funny. Hoping for a good 'un this week though.
its a special its got to be good :cool:
 
I agree Drew that it wasn't the best episode this week, but then it was still pretty good, anything involving the Bucati is always worth watching! Was always going to be hard to live up to last weeks one which was one of the best they've done, the roadworks bit was quality. Made me wonder why it takes them 6 months to do a stretch of road a third that size around the corner from me?
 
Carelessly I managed to miss it on Sunday and the Wednesday repeat too. :(

Glad to hear it wasn't up to much. But they did have the Bugatti Vaeron back didn't they? :hpraise
 
Yer James on the Merc test track in Germany. "This is why Schumacher retired, I can go fast than him" lol.
 
Burma's Finest said:
Glad to hear it wasn't up to much. But they did have the Bugatti Vaeron back didn't they? :hpraise
And Captain Slow drove it :p
 
Yep BF, Captain Slow going at 410 km/h It wasn't a bad episode, just not as good as some :)
 
Drewska said:
I think you'd all agree last Sunday's episode was pretty poor and not funny. Hoping for a good 'un this week though.

I don't agree. I enjoyed it. Let us not forget it's first and foremost a car show, and I for one found it interesting and occasionally funny!

Don't think they'll make golfers somehow. :D
 
tonights show is amazing so far, gotta laugh at the dead persons clothes :p
 
"Some say he is an CIA experiment gone wrong, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is that; he is not The Stig."
 
It was very good. However, I'm very suspicious that a majority of the events didn't actually happen and it was very scripted. Nevertheless, it was funny.
 

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