Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
u cannot make traffic sound interesting!!
 
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Wahey! It's about time they had a Brabus on Top Gear! :D

They are by far the most hilarious tuning company in the world.

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'Don't put a motorcycle on the wall, run. Just run'

:laugh :laugh :laugh
 
i havent laughed so much since.... last week :) the rocket was AWESOME!
 
duded64 said:
i havent laughed so much since.... last week :) the rocket was AWESOME!
Yeah, Richard looked like a kid dizzy on lemonade on Christmas day :laugh

I have also had the honour of meeting Hammond :)
 
stevie said:
Someone who may actually be shorter than you, eh Stu? :D

That still doesn't hide how jealous I am....
We're the same height actually, and seeing as I'd just turned 13 at the time, I'm sure he was as jealous as you :p
 

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