Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
Burma's Finest said:
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Wahey! It's about time they had a Brabus on Top Gear! :D

They are by far the most hilarious tuning company in the world.

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:D

"Ya, ve have a little too much power"
 
i was crapping myself when the rocket landed. i thought it would land on some village
 
That's why they did it out in the fields. They were hardly going to do it at heathrow :D
 
Yes, most military testing sites tend to be in the middle of nowhere ;)
 
Top Gear's ratings shot back up again yesterday.

It scored 7.4 million viewers, which is 1.3 million UP on last week.

The series is averaging at 7.075 million viewers, which is a Top Gear record, and probably a BBC2 record.

The last series of Top Gear averaged at around 4 million viewers - so a great improvement.
 
it's all cos of richard 'the hamster' hammond
 
maybe, the first episode definetly was, but the huge jump this week can't be just because of him. at least its good that a new audience is watching...
 
He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs

that was a great line

the bit where he got a chainsaw and cut the bike off the board was funny
 
Jaztheman said:
well good last night with the tractors and seeding :rtfl

?1260 petrol costs lol! The train thingy was funny.....If your going to try and dodge a train....wear a fluresant jacket LMAO :D
 

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