Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
evertonfan said:
That nob joke was funny. :D

LOL - Can't believe James has a Panda.

Jeremy's reaction to Christin Scott's preference of cars made me laugh. Also, the sign with Jezza for Christin Scott LOL.
 
DAMN!!!i missed it for the 2nd week running...oh well...def. gonna watch it on Wednesday...

WOOooo...2700 posts...
 
ooh limo building maybe if hammond died puddle could of taken over.
 
Hammonds car is classic! Clarksons is even better! and Mays is just weird!
 
Clarrkson was destroyed by paintballs but better than being in a convertable ;) and Mays wheel came off!
 
those are the worst limos i've ever seen. I can't believe his steering wheel came off! :eek:
 
This is areally good episode! one of the best so far in the series imo
 
in mays id love to get people to put there foot down on both end and it would rip the car apart :).
 

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