Top Gear's back! [Vote on the best Stig line ever]

Choose your favourite Stig quote of all time.

  • He once threw a microwave at a tramp.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs.

    Votes: 23 23.0%
  • He once punched a horse to the ground.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is confused by stairs.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He urinates 98 RON petrol.

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • Jimmy Carter wants him dead.

    Votes: 3 3.0%
  • He is stumped by clouds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • If he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

    Votes: 12 12.0%
  • The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the N?rburgring.

    Votes: 10 10.0%
  • If given an important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • His first name really is "The".

    Votes: 8 8.0%
  • If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen.

    Votes: 25 25.0%

  • Total voters
    100
The Beeb said:
An estimated eight million people tuned in to see the last episode in the series on Sunday - BBC Two's largest audience for 10 years.

Didn't know that. Great statistic though.
 
evertonfan said:
Didn't know that. Great statistic though.

They had amazing figures all series. I have to be honest though, if Clarkson says it won't be back, then it probably won't be. Certainly not in its current format anyway.

I've said it a few times now, I think they've gone too far away from what they are suppose to be about. Sure, it's been hilarious, but it's become more predictable and less car relevant. I'd personally like to see it return to what it was like before the last couple of series.
 
I heard a rumour.... (this was on a motoring forum) that the neighbours of the track they use have complained about the noise. Perhaps this is why Clarkson is unsure of it's future.
 
They're going to have to move at some point anyway, because it seems the airfield is going to be built on.

If people really have complained I find it a bit pathetic, it's not like they're using round it for most of the year!!
 
!x!Culli!x! said:
Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot!

:p well i always look at the post after the great news to see reactions, this is very descriptive :p
 
Clarkson said:
"Everyone seems to think the programme is finished or that I've left," he joked. "Well, sorry to disappoint you all but it isn't and I haven't. Top Gear... will be back in the autumn."

I can't help but perform a merry jig and do a small wee.
 
for me its got to be "If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen"
 
Man I love top Gear And The best one was when they want to America lol
I wish it starts again

and the best line for stig was "He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs" lol!!
 
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Man I love top Gear And The best one was when they want to America lol
I wish it starts again

and the best line for stig was "He realised before anyone that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs" lol!!

I beg to differ!
 
Woah that Polar episode they just did was immensely good, no Stig though!
 

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